Your most recent "Oh... SHIT" moment

[Snor]

my english teacher saying that we should get some extra assignment because he is not fully convinced about the previous one.... that was an aaarhg shit! but whatever
he takes his job to serious...

 

[Actsub]

For those wondering, I had just finished up in the bathroom, and... Well, let's just say there was blood coming out of... a place it shouldn't ever come out of. I will not elaborate on this any further, if you can't put two and two together, your loss. [small]Or not, some of you might be better off not knowing what I'm talking about, but I digress...[/small]

Needless to say, I muttered a little, "Oh... Shit", and now my lower intestine feels very wierd. Too bad I won't be able to do anything about it until morning, eh?

Heheh, colonic cancer.

 

[Romaru]

Not even a week ago I recieved a letter in the mail confirm my conscription into the Finnish Military. They said I had a week to prepare, and as I read that I said "OH, SHIT.".

I go to Finland tommorow and start duty in 2 days.

Wait are you actually Finnish? If so how come you aren't in Finland at the moment?

I am gonna guess because he's studying abroad. It's what my girlfriend did as well and she is also Finnish.

I had a buddy that was born in Germany on an English air base, so for all intents and purposes he is English. Came over here when he was about 2 years old and then found out that he might have to do national service for Germany. (Insert "Oh Shit")

 

[Huupertti]

getting paper cut from my report card when it's handed to me...

 

[OmegaXIII]

Driving yesterday down a hill in snowy conditions, that was pretty much one giant 'Oooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit'

 

[SextusMaximus]

I thought I was bleeding from my eye, turned out in was just wet from washing my face and that the blood was from my nose.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Xmas realising i was out of internet credits and already being charged an extra £2.00 for going over my limit but i still had work to do. Almost freaked out until thankfully i got my creds topped up again two days later. Still meant no facebook for that time though. God that was a killer few days lol.

 

[blackfrancis567]

Walking up beside me ex the other morning with no memory of what happened

 

[similar.squirrel]

Ew. Seek medical assistance.
Um..It's icy outside, so there have been numerous moments. Still, I'm not bleeding from my winkle/ass. Go see a doctor, you fool.

Bleeech..

 

[Shadowfaze]

My 92 year old gret grandmother was in a car accident yesterday. Just a cheery phonecall to tell you she might be dead...

 

[Liam1390]

A few weeks ago I walked out of a supermarket to see cop cars clustered around my car. Turned out they were arresting someone else.

 

[Insanum]

Probably my last moment was when my friend had to hole up in my house for a night a few weeks ago.

It was some time in the wee hours of the morning and my boyfriend and I were about to call it a night when we hear the doorbell ring. So I put something on and head downstairs and open the door to find it was my friend Richard on the porch with a ripped up shirt, soaked to the bone.

Spoiler: If you want the full story

Apparently his father had been laid off from work that day and decided to spend the day at the bar, then came home just as everyone was getting ready for dinner and started making an ass out of himself. Richard stood up to him and told him to go upstairs, wash up, then go to bed. His father didn't take to kindly to it and forcefully tossed him out the door, locked it behind him, and gave him 30 seconds to leave before he would call the police. The neighbors wouldn't take him in either as they didn't want to become targets in this. So without a cellphone, money, a car, or anything else, he sets out to try and find the only person he knows isn't hostile or fervently neutral in this situation. Me.

Richard has no idea where I live, though he is armed only with the knowledge that I live within a 2 mile radius of his house. He decides that he is going to go up and down every street and knock on every door to try and find my house, in the freezing, pouring rain. This goes on for about 7 or 8 hours until by luck he happens to stumble upon my house, tired, cold, and hungry (as he hadn't had lunch that day and dinner was disrupted before it began).

After making him some dinner I tell him to go wash up while I unlock the guest room and get it ready and fetch him some fresh clothes. That morning I wake up early to make breakfast.

Richard was damn lucky that my parents were off in Davis till the next day. Had my father answered the door he would have told him that nobody by the name of Susan lived in that house.

I hope he's intending to file charges against the father, or cutting all contact. I know i would.

Incidently, I'd put him in a REALLY shitty home.

 

[Roscoe_A]

My most resent one happened about a month ago... When I came home from school my front door was unlocked (I'm normally the first one home everyday). So i figured my dad had come home and then got called into work, happens all the time.

Well as I'm walking into my house I hear someone say, "This is just like the last time all the game cases are empty."

So it turned out that my house was broken into by two little bastards (Who have been caught). But that was one of those HOLY SHIT moments I guess...same thing

Please tell me you beat atleast 5 shades of shit out of both of them.

I wish I could have but I knew they were both minors so if I would have I'd be on trial too for assault of a minor. Though I did tackle one of them in my front yard...now that I think about it, it would have been funny to lock the door and then slam it shut...maybe next time

 

[mrtenk]

Not even a week ago I recieved a letter in the mail confirm my conscription into the Finnish Military. They said I had a week to prepare, and as I read that I said "OH, SHIT.".

I go to Finland tommorow and start duty in 2 days.

Wait are you actually Finnish? If so how come you aren't in Finland at the moment?

I'm a dual citizen of both the US and Finland, and I reside in the US.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Failed my driving test

OP: I hope that turns out well for ya.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Last night was my most recent one. I was looking at some nice loot boxes in Borderlands, but spotted some big lairs around them. "No biggy," I thought, "I can take 2 Alpha Skags at once." Surely, 2 became 3, 3 became 5, 5 became 8, 8 became 10.

I was shouting "OH SHIT!!!" every time another one spawned after number 3. Those buggers take your health down fast. Halfway through I just had 50 HP, no shields, I jumped all over the place, had to get Second Wind a couple of times (which I got, maybe 3 times, how lucky can you be to have an Alpha Skag infront of you that's júst about the die when you need to get Second Wind), spammed Bloodwing (Mordecai is not the best class to fight against a big horde of Alpha Skags in a tight arena), but I made it.

A friend next to me assured me that the loot boxes contained some awesome guns, they damn well had to after that monstrous fight. And of course....THEY DIDN'T!!! I raged, quite a lot. Lots of exp though.

I also realise that this isn't quite as serious as many others in this thread. But still, lots of "Oh shit"'s were uttered, so it counts.

 

[Video Gone]

My most resent one happened about a month ago... When I came home from school my front door was unlocked (I'm normally the first one home everyday). So i figured my dad had come home and then got called into work, happens all the time.

Well as I'm walking into my house I hear someone say, "This is just like the last time all the game cases are empty."

So it turned out that my house was broken into by two little bastards (Who have been caught). But that was one of those HOLY SHIT moments I guess...same thing

Holy shit. Did they run, or did you use your Super Saiyan powers to kick their asses right through the wall?
Also, why were your game cases empty?

 

[Video Gone]

Probably my last moment was when my friend had to hole up in my house for a night a few weeks ago.

It was some time in the wee hours of the morning and my boyfriend and I were about to call it a night when we hear the doorbell ring. So I put something on and head downstairs and open the door to find it was my friend Richard on the porch with a ripped up shirt, soaked to the bone.

Spoiler: If you want the full story

Apparently his father had been laid off from work that day and decided to spend the day at the bar, then came home just as everyone was getting ready for dinner and started making an ass out of himself. Richard stood up to him and told him to go upstairs, wash up, then go to bed. His father didn't take to kindly to it and forcefully tossed him out the door, locked it behind him, and gave him 30 seconds to leave before he would call the police. The neighbors wouldn't take him in either as they didn't want to become targets in this. So without a cellphone, money, a car, or anything else, he sets out to try and find the only person he knows isn't hostile or fervently neutral in this situation. Me.

Richard has no idea where I live, though he is armed only with the knowledge that I live within a 2 mile radius of his house. He decides that he is going to go up and down every street and knock on every door to try and find my house, in the freezing, pouring rain. This goes on for about 7 or 8 hours until by luck he happens to stumble upon my house, tired, cold, and hungry (as he hadn't had lunch that day and dinner was disrupted before it began).

After making him some dinner I tell him to go wash up while I unlock the guest room and get it ready and fetch him some fresh clothes. That morning I wake up early to make breakfast.

Richard was damn lucky that my parents were off in Davis till the next day. Had my father answered the door he would have told him that nobody by the name of Susan lived in that house.

Holy shit. That guy's dad is a fucking asshole. Also, what the fuck did his mum do? Just look out the window and say "Bit nippy."?!

 

[Video Gone]

About 5 minutes ago when I saw that it was 4:30am and I'm going to be getting 3-and-a-half hours of sleep tonight...life is hard

Ouch, can't sleep, or time just pass without you noticing? D:

I do that sometimes, its 8am here xD I've been awake since midnight (being unemployed sucks) T^T

Says you. Then again, I won't be unemployed for too much longer. Joining the Navy.

Well, it sucks when you need money

And why the Navy? :0

Because DUR.


EDIT: Why the HELL does this never work for me?