Since I'm an intelligent chap and all, I thought about doing some research on Anonymous, the only group where none of us is as cruel as all of us. Naturally, I required the help of /b/tards and those corrupted by 4chan's perversity, so I went directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Long story short, I clicked on a few links related to Anonymous, some of them accidentally, not knowing what they might contain, and....I saw it.
Goatse.
At.
The.
Frakkin'.
Top.
Of.
The.
Page.
I immediately exited out, took three showers, and attempted to purge my mind of the awful sight through constant white noise therapy thanks to Youtube and searched the internet for '1000 Good Ways To Deliberately Forget Something.' And I will never, ever forget, even more than that awful sight, the horrible people at Encyclopedia Dramatica that poisoned one of the last few shreds of innocence I had left.
And that's the story. Moral of the story- DON'T ever go to Encyclopedia Dramatica unless you have seen every single horrible thing the Internet has to show you. And if you have....God help you.