Your Mother

[PsychicTaco115]

Well Escapists, is your mother the whore 12 year olds on Call of Duty said she was?

Is she a daring adventurer modeled after the Assassin Creed: Unity characters (I are satier!)

What I'm trying to say is to give your mom a call, talk to her a bit and see what happens <3

If you have two moms, that's great! Double the momness. If she has passed, I'll be your new mom so send such compliments to yourself. Same applies to those who hate their moms

 

[Barbas]

Wouldn't know about any of that type of stuff. I think she's currently doing women's things in the back of the house somewhere.


Oh well, fuck it. Back to cartoons.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Well Escapists, is your mother the whore 12 year olds on Call of Duty said she was?

She could probably give Sasha Grey sex tips, from what she's told me. Not something I ever wanna hear again.

Is she a daring adventurer modeled after the Assassin Creed: Unity characters (I are satier!)

Well, prior to having me, she did travel the world for a couple of years. I wouldn't call her daring.

What I'm trying to say is to give your mom a call, talk to her a bit and see what happens <3

I can just as easily run the half-mile to visit her.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

She managed to give birth to this magnificent specimen, so I'd say she's pretty damn great.

 

[tippy2k2]

My mommy is awesome!

Sure, she's on husband #3 (so maybe those CoD kids are onto something...just kidding Mom! Don't hit me please...) but overall she's great.

I'm 28 but she's willing to do all kinds of stuff to help me out with life even if I've been out of the house for five plus years now.

No one to play tennis with? Mommy will do it (even if she sucks at tennis )
Interesting new class at the gym like the Skyzone [http://www.skyzone.com/] trampoline fitness class? Mommy will join!
Tippy2k2 is looking to move apartments? Don't worry, Mommy was thinking about that at work and found a great listing! I ended up not using it but it's the thought that counts, right?
Troubles with student loan payments for America hates the youth and gets back at them by fucking their life over with crippling debt by telling them that they HAVE to go to college? Mommy will help you out in your time of need!
Tippy2k2s apartment has $5 a load for laundry? Mommy will let you come over and do laundry for free!

If I didn't see her every Sunday (laundry time!), I would probably be inspired to call her. But I do see her all the time so it's not that necessary...I should get her something really nice for Christmas this year though

 

[SirDerpy]

My mother is merely human, but my grandmother outran the Chinese Communist Government for her entire life.

Even so, she's wonderful. I have her to thank for my existence, after all.

 

[Fappy]

My mom is the best, you guys don't even know.

Spoiler: My mom is even better than Nathan Explosion's dad.

But for realsies, she raised my sister and I alone for half of our childhood (dad didn't pay child support) and she's always been there when we needed her. Plus she's hilarious.

She farts too much though, even for me >.>

 

[Caiphus]

My mother once told me that I was an accident.

Which is fine, in all honesty. It would have been much worse if she'd made me on purpose. That would have been dumb.

 

[JoJo]

What the hell did you say about my mother Taco? I'll fight you and every damn person in this thread for her honour, by Jove!

(She's pretty awesome)

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I miss my mom :c
She wasn't around much in my childhood and she died soon after we started to seriously re-connect.

But I love my mommy <3
I don't think there has ever been anyone that has made me as happy as she always was able to.
She had a rough life but she was friendly and loving, saw the good in everyone and was always willing to forgive those who wronged her.

She got me into video games, taught me my numbers and introduced me to my love of reading.

Now if you'll excuse me I think I have to go and have a good cry now.
Fighting back tears as I type.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

She is a complete failure just like her husband and her son.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hi didilly ho, snipperino

Like the OP says, I'm your new mom now

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Say wut

Well, you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet so I understand :3

 

[SanguiniusMagnificum]

What the hell did you say about my mother Taco? I'll fight you and every damn person in this thread for her honour, by Jove!

(She's pretty awesome)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!!!

Now fite me irl, JoJo.

 

[JoJo]

What the hell did you say about my mother Taco? I'll fight you and every damn person in this thread for her honour, by Jove!

(She's pretty awesome)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!!!

Now fite me irl, JoJo.

Give me your address Sanguinius and I'll be right at your house in a minute. Might have to do a bit of swimming first to get there but then it'll be fisticuffs good sir!

 

[SanguiniusMagnificum]

What the hell did you say about my mother Taco? I'll fight you and every damn person in this thread for her honour, by Jove!

(She's pretty awesome)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!!!

Now fite me irl, JoJo.

Give me your address Sanguinius and I'll be right at your house in a minute. Might have to do a bit of swimming first to get there but then it'll be fisticuffs good sir!

So be it, old chum. I've already notified the coast guard to give me a call when they see a possibly deranged Brit trying to enter our national waters. A friendly fellow named Dirk will direct you to the field of battle. Bring two Golden Retrievers and a can of whipped cream.

 

[The Funslinger]

My mother's absolutely awesome. She puts pretty much everyone before herself, and is probably the nicest and most transparent person I'll ever meet. She also cleans up after my dad, which is no lean feat.

She's also a skilled artist and baker, which means in recent years she's established a home business baking and decorating cakes. She also works for the local festival, which means she's rubbed shoulders with all sorts of British celebrities, like Jack Dee, Dara O'Briain, the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, and the bassist of the Rolling Stones.

My mum is awesome. If I ever have kids, I hope I can be half as good a dad as she is a mum.

 

[Evonisia]

Just spent the day with her, though it didn't go to plan as I ended up evacuating from the bus and throwing up in a nowhere town.

Those CoD kids never mention your mum getting you paracetamol, so I think they were wrong on some kind of facts. Plus she loves exchanging games for vouchers so if I happen to want a game it's time to get spoiled without me or her spending a penny (well, not in that exchange anyway).