"Your Mum"

[sky14kemea]

Recently a person has been saying this alot around me and mainly for nothing
now i got no problem with that sine who ever thinks this is a insult is just ignorant and retarded but when this person just so happens to be my BROTHER !!!

yes thats right my own brother is using "Your Mum" against me most of the time for nothing

My questions

what was the most inappropiate time someone used this against you ?

when was it funny ?

when was it just sad ?

and what are your thoughts on the fact that my own family member is using it ?

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net causing this phrase to never be repeated again for the good of all mankind

my bro does that all the time!
i either say "we have the same mum d**shbag" or "your DAD!" ^-^

But when someone who says it is as ignorant as a Chav
the only thing that can shut them up is getting stabbed by a pencil

(You get Street cred for getting Stabbed but then lose it all cause it was a pencil)

damn that sucks, my bro is a bigger geek than me, he's in a WOW guild and everything
i just burst in his room in the middle of the night to wake him up for my revenge ^0^

 

[Khornefire]

Hmmm... I can't count all the different occassions I could hear this word. I don't remeber a specific opportunity when this actually insulted me, it's more like a "I have no answer for you so I'll play idiot" sort of thing. It's not funny and I don't think it's sad either.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Do it !

Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.

Piss-dick makes logical sense though.....

The one that is reeaaallllly peeving me at the moment , however, is Downie/Downer as in sufferer of downs syndrome as a replacement of Stupid. It really get on my grill with that one.

 

[DannyDamage]

Girlfriend's brother shouts this around the house ALL the time.

It's not offensive, it's funny, so get your panties out of the obvious twist that they're in and tell your mum I'm ready for another round!

 

[Yokomitsu]

At my school this quote became the most popular reply to anything someone said within a day it made no sense but everyone still did it, most annoying thing to face my school..... so far

 

[Zersy]

Do it !

Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.

I think Gaytrad is the best outta the whole list

 

[Brotherofwill]

A friend I knew said it to another friend of mine who had a terminally ill mother at the point.

 

[Revernd Awesome]

Your Mum's so fat she appeals to my secret Fetish.


My friend said that to me once, was the be all and end all of that argument.

 

[tk1989]

It only works with "Yo momma so fat / dumb / ugly.." jokes. It can't be a single response.

Nah, you dont need to use ur momma jokes. Just saying "Ur Ma!!!" is sufficient enough as a form of defamation of character in todays society

 

[lazy_bum]

the best way i've found to combat this sort of thing to just respond "your point?" usually stops them dead, if they do give u a point you can just say "and?" its great, they get really confused and eventually give up.

 

[Biek]

Dont you get it? "Your mom!" is the perfect counter to win any debate!

yeah. wel... your mom!

ha!

 

[khululy]

Well I know my mother well enough to know that most of these jokes are just futile attempts to harm me.
So I'm like... "weak dude. seriously."
and that's about it.
It's just not very creative.
ok some of them are funny but willingly trying to insult someone through it's mother is just a cheapshot.
but it will not keep me awake at night.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Hey, don't use retarded to replace stupid. I hate that just as "your mum"

THANK YOU. I made a New Year's resolution to eradicate that word from my vocabulary, instead replacing it with "ridiculous" or something more fitting. If only others would do the same with it, along with using "gay" as a derogatory word.

Anyway, people around me have stopped using "your mom" a long time ago, probably since they realize just how dumb it really is.

I use gay as derogatory word and I use retarded as a derogatory term.

Why? Weill when I call someone gay as an insult I'm not using the definition of the that corresponds to homosexuality. If I call someone retarded then I'm calling them retarded. I don't see the problem there. Idiot and moron used to be medical terms as well.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

We should stop saying "Your Mother" and instead say some of the following:
A.) Your Cerebral cortex.
1.) Your genetic molecular structure.
*.) Your x-chromosomes.

 

[orc33]

i vote for A.)

 

[lazy_bum]

i vote for A.)

i Second that vote lol

 

[Unknower]

Recently a person has been saying this alot around me and mainly for nothing
now i got no problem with that sine who ever thinks this is a insult is just ignorant and retarded but when this person just so happens to be my BROTHER !!!

yes thats right my own brother is using "Your Mum" against me most of the time for nothing

At least he hasn't said that you're a son of a... nonrespectable lady?

 

[I III II X4]

We should stop saying "Your Mother" and instead say some of the following:
A.) Your Cerebral cortex.
1.) Your genetic molecular structure.
*.) Your x-chromosomes.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net

Your mum will sweep the net.

zing.