Your mum

[Jedamethis]

Okay.
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fine. Yo momma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

oh and why is this in User Reviews?

ecause he is reviewing here. its not off topic thats forsure. gaming maybe.

Off-Topic = Not about Gaming

I'll have the Internet I gave you for your avatars back now.

 

[Sparrow]

And you're an Escapist Contributor?

Good lord. I might as well just send the mods a picture of a cow if I want that badge.

 

[riskroWe]

Good for her.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

OH YEA? Well yo mamma's a hoe.

 

[Irridium]

Not really getting the joke...

Also, why is this in the user review section?

Because he just reviewed your mum

 

[Geamo]

Possibly the classiest Your Mum joke i've heard, bravo!

 

[Jedamethis]

Okay.
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fine. Yo momma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

oh and why is this in User Reviews?

ecause he is reviewing here. its not off topic thats forsure. gaming maybe.

Off-Topic = Not about Gaming

I'll have the Internet I gave you for your avatars back now.

Actually it was a joke man, I was saying that your mum's a game and thus a game to be reviewed or in gmaing discussion. mull it over in your head a little, I'll take those intarwebs back thank you.

Ah, I see. Sorry, I'm terrible at subtle jokes. Keep your Internets

 

[mjhhiv]

I see the joke, I just don't find it the least bit amusing...

These type of "reviews" were amusing at first, but now they've gone pretty stale - they all read pretty much the same in my eyes. This one is slightly different in that you try to tell a story - however it seems to move away from being a review and just becomes a story thus rendering the whole thing pointless...

I think this is true in many cases, but I happily make exceptions for Hey Joe's... um... stuff. I mean, anyone with that avatar can write however long of a yo momma joke they want.

 

[Mr Companion]

Well that was a refreshing read. There I was expecting something rather unintelligible when what I received from this review was a compliment to my mother. If I had a hat it would go off, in no small way, to you.

 

[TMAN10112]

Wow, that was so epic that I almost feel insulted.

A question: I'd heard that you had left the forums back in june. Is this true, and if so are you back for good Mr. Joe?

 

[Captain Blackout]

(A) night with your mother has convinced this lonely reporter that the era of the MILF is not dead but alive with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Um, my mom was a Victorian nun who has since passed on. I really hope that isn't what you met at the motel 6.

I just watched White Palace last night. Brilliant film. If you haven't seen it, you should. Older women are amazing. Past the desperation lies a femininity honed by experience. Sex with a college tart is really only good if you find one willing to try anything, including a three-some. A good MILF is a three-some all to herself.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

your mum truly exemplified what it means to be a MILF.

A fine quotation there, that was very entertaining.

Also, can we declare this your official return to The Escapist? Or is this just a one-off?

OK........

I don't know were to go from here.

You know the reviews of really random things (like the toothbrush review a few weeks back)? This was the man who started that craze.

 

[open trap]

it was filled with too many bigwords and it was too long so i stopped after teh first sentence

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OK........

I don't know were to go from here.

You know the reviews of really random things (like the toothbrush review a few weeks back)? This was the man who started that craze.

Oh.My.God. I didn't know that! .

Neither did I for a long time. Krunk told me last week [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.139645?page=2#3183807].

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Makes...sense i guess.

What you want from me now?

 

[xXGeckoXx]

i am actually lost for words.

 

[Maet]

I see the joke, I just don't find it the least bit amusing...

These type of "reviews" were amusing at first, but now they've gone pretty stale - they all read pretty much the same in my eyes. This one is slightly different in that you try to tell a story - however it seems to move away from being a review and just becomes a story thus rendering the whole thing pointless...

I think this is true in many cases, but I happily make exceptions for Hey Joe's... um... stuff. I mean, anyone with that avatar can write however long of a yo momma joke they want.

My problem is that while Hey Joe does what he does quite well, the types of "reviews" this stuff ends up inspiring are less than stellar. I don't think it's a coincidence that whenever Hey Joe reviews my mother or a brick, a hack feels inclined to review "life." Or maybe I'm just not as in tune with the User Review section as I like to think I am. After all, it's been nearly a month since my last review...

I liked reading it, I'm just not a fan of where things like this can go.