Your now trapped in a D&D campaign...

[Flippincrazy]

Check for hidden traps, pookie.

On a more realistic note, being crazy religious zealout clad in plate mail and wielding a giant mace? It would be rather awesome.

After initial shock wears off, I'll check for hidden doors.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Boil my water.

A medieval town would be a crappy (literally) place to live. This generally gets overlooked.

 

[Asmundr]

Boil my water.

A medieval town would be a crappy (literally) place to live. This generally gets overlooked.

The most, if not only, realistic response I've seen yet lol xD

 

[Athol]

Hmm, in the last game I was in my rouge had all the grace and subtlty of a gravel truck in a china shop, so Im going with die quickly and violently.

 

[the rye]

Either die from a common cold or accidentally cut my finger and die from the infection.

 

[Asmundr]

Hmm, in the last game I was in my rouge had all the grace and subtlty of a gravel truck in a china shop, so Im going with die quickly and violently.

Lol, reminds me of the Ranger in the last session I was in. Favored Enemy was Doors, guy killed every door we ran into...well thats a bit of an exaggeration. The Doors kept nearly killing him and he only downed 3.

Ranger 3 - Door's 15

 

[Tron-tonian]

Hrm. A Lawful Evil Mage 3 / Cleric 3 / Mystic Theurge 6 who is working towards lichdom while serving aboard a pirate ship...

I think I could enjoy being in that kinda world - the magic kinda takes care of any major issues, and could make retiring comfortably pretty easy to do.

 

[The Apothecarry]

So, I just became a Level 15 Dragonborn Favored Soul (10) and Platinum Knight (5)? With my epic level Adamantine Fleshgrinding Longsword and +5 Mithral Breastplate and +5 Heavy Mithral Shield?

After I go on a Healing Spree, I'm gonna go smite me some evil chromatic dragons. If I die, it's all good because Bahamut really loves me. He'll bring me back because we're pals, yo!