Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

[binvjoh]

He has a need to constantly practice his conjuration magic, even if my home ends up getting invaded by scamps and skeletons.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I've got a sexy Night Elf girl as a neighbor now?
Awesome!

A completely unrelated question: Why is everything on fire?
I didn't do it! Well, not this time at least...

 

[Kolosus]

Oblivion or Fallout. Same thing would happen.

Where did all my stuff go?? And why is there 3 dead dismembered bodies in my frontyard?

 

[OtherAlex]

Bloody Lizards, coming over here, stealing our women...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

My Fallout characters are explosive experts
My morrowind characters are sadistic bastards that murder people for 5 gold pieces
My Oblivion character is a healer.. I might need him.

 

[Fuselage]

shit. where'd all my stuff go?

but seriously... all my stuff would be stolen in about five minutes.

My official welcome is "hey there neighbour, I'm shitballs poor and have absolutely nothing of value in my house. Just a bunch of junk and pre-war money."

Pre-war money goes for 5 caps per. So if I managed to steal your 10 pre-war's...Hmmm.

 

[TheSEPH88]

My neighbor is a self righteous asshole that claims to be the champion of Cyrodiil (whatever that is). He steals my stuff and have often tried to give me poisoned apples. My other neighbor is worse. He claims that he blew up a town basically just for fun. Worst part, after I saw his apartment I belived him.

 

[carpathic]

shit. where'd all my stuff go?

but seriously... all my stuff would be stolen in about five minutes.

And the annoying this is, I would bloody well be in the room when he steals it all.

I mean, he is a good guy, rescues people, kills baddies, but a compulsive thief.

 

[Geekmaster]

He seems very interested in helping me out with things but pretty much regardless of what it is, he ends up threatening me for extra cash even if I did'nt promise him any.

And half my stuff is missing.

 

[minimacker]

Great, it'll reek of rotten meat when he conjures up all those headless Zombies and deadra.

 

[Baldry]

UHm well I have quite nice people living next to me, although that Dunmer smells abit like death, I think he's conjuring stuff, but I don't want to mess with him, he seems to have some badass weaponary and all-ways talks me out of calling the police...Unlike that other wasteland guy, he keeps running around with a shovel, beating people.

 

[Double A]

Oh hell, I live next to a lizard man who can jump onto my roof and likes summon a Daedra Lord.

 

[CheesusCrust]

My Morrowind neighbour used a bug in the system to give himself large amounts of every stat. His personality stat is so high, he convinces local store owners to part with all of their possessions for whatever he picks up off the floor before talking to them.
I went to borrow some sugar and ended up placing him on my will and giving him my power of attourney.

 

[trophykiller]

so a guy moved in next door, all of my neighbours have been found dead with all of their possessions stolen(even those in safes) and their houses demolished with traces of radiation at the scene. Now if you don't mind, I need to go check my mail(*opens door to go outside*) wait a minute, is this a lunchbox on the ground? Why is it beeping?

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

If it was my first oblivion character then:

I saw my new neighbour the other day: He was wearing a black robe and hood and had some wrinkles around the eyesand mouth,pale bugger too. I think his eyes may have been red and when he smiled at me I swear he was wearingthose fake vampire teeth you get at halloween, I'm betting on an accident with a glue gun.

He was carrying about 7 crates of stuff into the house with him,he was just moving in that day. He also had a big-ass sword made of crystal, he told me about the wring he was wearing, ring of khajiti he called it. Anyway i should be going to bed now an- um...oh...hello Evan.

(yeah i used my real name for my first chars on oblivion and F3, My creativity knows no bounds.)

As for my first fallout character:

I saw my new neighbour the other day, He was wear *BOOM* (voice in background) YEEEEE-HAAAAW BITCHES! Ok Fawkes get in there and clean the fucker out! HAHA! *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

 

[Tearopenthelives]

Well I don't see much of him, I mean he came by with a key to the house next door, no viewing or anything just opened it up and lo' and behold his furniture was all in place as if he'd been moving in for days.

He spends a long time away, I generally see him taking a slow stroll up the front yard into his house, a few boxes are banged around,I assume, being packed with his possessions, then he galavants off not 5 minutes later running as fast as he can, such an odd fellow.

However some days ago I noticed he has begun moving only by night, if caught out in the sun he seems to grunt in pain until inside, perhaps he's ill or has been burnt in his time away? I mostly ignore him, occasionally compliment his sneaky looking demeanour, if he asks me about the area I often let him know of the oddities of the neighbourhood and sales in local stores, though he seems more interested in a fellow called Jaufree I believe the name was, sadly I could not help him.

We have a new neighbour moving in next door, I saw him looking around the other day, wears a Duster jacket, seems to ask everyone if he can help out in any way while largely ignoring them, however perhaps we are just being unfair, time will tell

 

[CL4P-TP]

"I wish that fish-man would put some clothes on."

 

[Chris^^]

so long as I'm not a dick or offer to repair his things I should be fine.. but the growing stack of bloodstained items being built up in his house are slightly alarming..