Your Oblivion/Fallout/Morrowind character is now your neighbor

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samaugsch

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AjimboB said:
The moment I went to welcome him into the neighborhood I found my wallet missing, and replaced with a live hand grenade.
Wow, how'd you survive? Or are you a zombie now?
 

Fenring

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Me: "I Saw a mudcrab yesterday."

Character: *silence*

Me: You're the hero of Kavatch!
 

Mimssy

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All my shit keeps getting stolen.... On the bright side, the jerks that live across the street seem to be dead.
 

UnderCoverGuest

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Rather odd that a minotaur showed up one day next door and took to living in the place like he'd been there a dozen times already. He seemed to know me and all the other neighbors like he'd met them a dozen times as well. His direct attitude is somewhat offsetting; he'll wait for someone to half finish talking before interrupting and asking them to continue. As soon as the person stops talking though, he just turns his back and stomps away. He keeps leaving in the early morning and coming back late at night, can't think of what he does during his day job, but he's always returning with swords, armor, shields, clothing, and usually silverware. It's making me lock my dining cupboard at night...still, he's an alright fellow I guess, huge as I'll get out, seems to enjoy punching things in his back yard, but aside from his impatience he seems a good enough beast. At least I don't have to worry about kids causing a ruckus in the neighborhood, he's sure quick to put a stop to any wrong doing; rather noble and valiant actually. Wish I had the bravery to tell him he should consider wearing a shirt now and then though.
 

zama174

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Well my Fallout friend just destroyed his tenth military base before stacking all of the generals in the country on crosses...

Across the street would be the friend ork mage who just loves sending giant fireballs at any cops that come in the neighborhood.. He is also in a turf war with the Assassin dark elf who I caught trying to break in for the tenth time.. He will not leave my damn dwarven armor alone...
 

ImprovizoR

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So every time I bump into my neighbor I have to say "Excuse me, Nerevarine". Fuck that I'd just kill the prick.
 

Gamblerjoe

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He has these... people... they just stand around. they stand there on his front porch, or in the middle of the road all day and all night. they never eat, and they never blink. it's quite creepy.
 

Anti-Robot Man

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I would be robbed and murdered, horribly (and my corpse eaten in the case of my Fallout character). My Oblivion character might choose to trap my soul in a black soul gem and use it up recharging one of his countless godlike weapons, which would be frankly worse than the cannibalism.
 

NotAPie

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Great, I'm going to wake up tommorow and all my shit is going to be gone because "it was useful".
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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So I have a super stealthy, master shooter, smooth talking, and master trader who's been in aboard Alien ships, the Anchorage Reclamation simulation. He could blow my brains out and I wouldn't no, but thankfully he's a good man..oh and he's slightly addicted to Nuka Cola collection and jet. But I don't judge..
 

TheTurtleMan

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All I can say is that my family will have a lot less stuff in a couple of days. I would also have to do daily sweeps through my house to check for c4 that will blow us up because he'll end up killing us in the end but he won't want to lose any rep in my neighborhood.
 

zenoaugustus

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Well, my Fallout neighbor would probably steal a lot of stuff but then do good deeds. And my Dark Elf neighbor would probably do anything I asked as long as it involved the word "quest".
 

samaugsch

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AjimboB said:
samaugsch said:
AjimboB said:
The moment I went to welcome him into the neighborhood I found my wallet missing, and replaced with a live hand grenade.
Wow, how'd you survive? Or are you a zombie now?
Lets just say I am sans butt-cheeks now, which is a shame, because all I'm capable of doing is sitting on my ass after that incident.
That's funny. Most people who get a live grenade dropped in their pocket die after about 2 seconds. :p
 
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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
So... I've got a sexy female wolf-girl neighbor with purple hair, who always wears a very nice (sexeh) leather jacket, has an impressive collection of weapons, and lives with her android girlfriend EDE? Awesome. I'll be safe if anyone breaks into my house, since they both shoot at anything that's even remotely hostile to them.
What game are you playing?
Fallout: New Vegas with some mods running. >.>
I see. Did you use mods from the get-go? Or did you actually beat it first?