I've thought up a couple after pondering this question for a while:
The New Proletariats
Cynical Optimists or Optimistic Cynics (Cynical Optimists sounds better though)
Barb-wire Prophets
Truthful Delusions
Living Corpses
Hail and Farewell (which I got from the Wikipedia method)
I used to have a 96pg exercise book full of band names. Friends putting bands together would hit up The Book of Names if they couldn't think of a name... or hit it up after it turned out there were 30 or so bands already playing under the name they'd first chosen.
Goofy: "Jimmy's Hat and the Sunrise Sticks"
Background story: Well one day my friends and I were talking about penises, sex and the like during lunch break in high school. I found out that a condom was also called a "jimmy hat?" or something along those lines. Also we were giving nicknames for erections. Some names like a woody or morning wood. But I came up with a sunrise stick or 'sunrise surprise'. So we thought it would be awesome if we came up with a phallic band named after the two put together. We would wear condom hats and have very obscure songs related to sex. It would just be a gimmic, but aweomse nonetheless.
Real: Mr. E and the DMAs
Background: I just thought it would sound cool. Also I use these things in screen names all the time.
I tried to think up of a few good names, but I got sidetracked by remembering Dave Barry. So, I submit any one of his band names:
The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Moos of Derision
Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
Disoriented Chickadees
Pain and Suffering
Mature Hamsters
Weasel Feet
Kung Fu Trees
Combat Alfalfa
Hearty Polyp Chuckles
My personal favorite is: Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
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