Your own personal HEAVEN

[Verp]

My heaven would be this world, where I am without anyone sensing me. I would be able to go wherever I'd want, whenever I'd want. And I would be able to go back and forth in time. Once in a while, I would be able to invite someone to join me for a while so I could tell and show them my thoughts and discoveries. Also I should have an animal companion, preferably a pigeon or some other kind of dove so I wouldn't be lonely.

Nah, pigeons and doves are over used and over rated. How about a sloth? No one ever wants a sloth companion...


I want a sloth.... lol

... Quite frankly, I don't care what you want or what is popular, it's my personal heaven. I don't want a sloth, sloths aren't social.

And, uh, overused? Overrated? What do you mean? At least as pets, doves are less popular than, say, cockatiels or budgerigars. And pigeons are hated so much that people poison them.

I was just kidding. When I said sloth I thought you would know that they in no way shape or form could be a good companion. They're so slow they actually grow mold lol.

You mean algae.

 

[godsmagnum]

My heaven would be this world, where I am without anyone sensing me. I would be able to go wherever I'd want, whenever I'd want. And I would be able to go back and forth in time. Once in a while, I would be able to invite someone to join me for a while so I could tell and show them my thoughts and discoveries. Also I should have an animal companion, preferably a pigeon or some other kind of dove so I wouldn't be lonely.

Nah, pigeons and doves are over used and over rated. How about a sloth? No one ever wants a sloth companion...


I want a sloth.... lol

... Quite frankly, I don't care what you want or what is popular, it's my personal heaven. I don't want a sloth, sloths aren't social.

And, uh, overused? Overrated? What do you mean? At least as pets, doves are less popular than, say, cockatiels or budgerigars. And pigeons are hated so much that people poison them.

I was just kidding. When I said sloth I thought you would know that they in no way shape or form could be a good companion. They're so slow they actually grow mold lol.

You mean algae.

Yea sorry, I was reading an article on mold at the time and accidentally typed that instead of algae. My bad.

 

[Vrex360]

The girl I love would love me back, we would embrace gently and tenderly... then she would put on a tight black leather outfit and walk over me in stilleto heels.

Ahhhh romance.

 

[bigorexia]

Strife is where I am at my best. Leave perfection to the angels.

 

[Glerken]

It seems to me the Flying Spaghetti Monster was reading my mind when he created heaven. Beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see and a stripper factory.

 

[godsmagnum]

The girl I love would love me back, we would embrace gently and tenderly... then she would put on a tight black leather outfit and walk over me in stilleto heels.

Ahhhh romance.

Wow that beginning was incredibly misleading to the point you would later get to. I lol'd whilst reading this good job lol.

 

[godsmagnum]

It seems to me the Flying Spaghetti Monster was reading my mind when he created heaven. Beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see and a stripper factory.

Yay stripper factories!

 

[traceur_]

Let's see...

A colossal city in the sky, gleaming with colour draped over a coat of silver, with aesthetically derelict regions for parkour fun. There are chocolate custard waterfalls, beautiful women are easy and plentiful, my friends are there and I can give them electric shocks for my amusement, especially you Damon. Every vehicle is a transformer. Every living thing obeys my every command. Parkour races through the derelict regions are held every month.

Yeh I'll stop there.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Let's see...

A colossal city in the sky, gleaming with colour draped over a coat of silver, with aesthetically derelict regions for parkour fun. There are chocolate custard waterfalls, beautiful women are easy and plentiful, my friends are there and I can give them electric shocks for my amusement, especially you Damon. Every vehicle is a transformer. Every living thing obeys my every command. Parkour races through the derelict regions are held every month.

Yeh I'll stop there.

"especially you Damon." You sir are an arsehole.

My personal heaven would be where everyone is competitive but not to the point of arsehol-ish-ness and we all have control over certain elements (fundamental elements (water fire etc) not periodic table stuff)). For me it would be water in all it's forms. Oh and the weather is always perfect and i have a room the size of... australia.... and it meets my every need/whim. I would get around by using my control of water to fly myself places (i can breathe underwater). You know what, screw a separate room just have australia with the above modifications. Maybe a wetter australia so i don't have to stay on the coast to use my powers.

EDIT: that wouldn';t be the most pure awesome but i would enjoy the challenges and i don't like just letting everything come to me, i enjoy the thrill of adventure.

 

[Queen Michael]

Give me a city like Tokyo, but where there are people of all ethnicities and races, who all speak a language I understand and all wear cool clothes. Fill the city with greenery, let the grocery stores contain all kinds of Pocky, give me cool friends with cool clothes and interesting interests, and libraries containing all the good comics and all the good novels that have ever been made. Let me have no home of my own, instead I get to crash at my friends houses.

And a hard-boiled egg! (Bonus points if you get the movie reference!)

 

[Worr Monger]

- A PC with hardware that has the most current technology available, always + all available consoles [because they haven't realized the brilliance of the PC]. And unlimited access to all games ever made, or will ever be made.

- Will never NEED to sleep unless out of pure Desire and Joy.

- All time access to desired woman at ANY time, for any need.

- Limitless supply of Weed and Jack Daniel's (or booze of choice) as desired.

- NO Work & Responsibilities.

- All time access to any form of Visual Entertainment (i.e. Films)

- All time access to favorite desired foods, without health implications.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The milkshake pool by the lesbian clould?

 

[Datalord]

Sacrificing my life for 72 virg- hey, someone's at the door...

ALLAH AKBAR, THEY FOUND ME! DELETE MY HARD DRI-

OMA, he had the drop locations on his computer, its only a matter of time till they find me

 

[Jafe_45]

Well my personal heaven would be that i could relive my life only that this time i could wish for anything! and be able to go back hundreds of years back in time without conscequenses (????)

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

smoking without consequence, and being able to play guitar and watch my fave bands perform in front of me when i please

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My own personal heaven would be what I made of it. but it would be a bashed together mix of my favourite things. with no need for what a lot of other people imply by adding women to their list. :|
I could go on a great crusade in a manga style universe populated by people I deem worthy.
and yes, there would be pain and death, maybe even to me.
Why have heaven when you can have honour?

 

[Zhalath]

Like this life, but with no consequences for eating junky food.
Also, more money for me.

 

[Laura.]

I'd be part of this crew here.

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EEEEEEE!
I'd kill myself to get in that heaven...