Your own personal hell.

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Radelaide

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So, in the topic about <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.120355>sex being a taboo I mentioned hell. PurpleRain and I started talking about our own personal hell. Mine being you'd spend the rest of your days next to a table, with a delicious cupcake that is just out of reach. Damn you delicious cupcake...

So I wonder, what is your personal hell?
 

PurpleRain

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Oh course it got out of hand and mine devolped into:

Stuck in front of a urinel really needing to pee, but to your right is a bloated and ugly man eyeing you and rubbing his belly-button. To your left is a duck with a tophat also eyeing your crew quite lustfully.
 

mikecoulter

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PurpleRain said:
Oh course it got out of hand and mine devolped into:

Stuck in front of a urinel really needing to pee, but to your right is a bloated and ugly man eyeing you and rubbing his belly-button. To your left is a duck with a tophat also eyeing your crew quite lustfully.
That's just my personal heaven...
 

Reep

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Either an eternal maths/english class, or watching my brother play dragonforce on GH
 

TaborMallory

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I can't think of anything creative right now.
At the moment, though, my own eyes are giving me hell. I must have scratched them or something, because they burn like motherfuckers whenever I put my contact lenses in.
It doesn't help much that my eyesight is terrible; I can't see any detail whatsoever without correction lenses.

I might be back later to write something decent.
 

AroLombardi

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Being stuck in a room with hundred, no, thousands of religious freaks. Sure, it'd be funny... for the first few minutes...

Oh, and they're two inch tall spiders.

God, I'm getting scared already.
 

Vrex360

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Angry trolls who flame me for all eternity whilst driving hummers in endless circles making obnoxious crude statements that are often prejudiced and also I am forced to study creation science. Also I can only ever play the games I hate and all the movies that exist in this hell are all movies that I found bad but not amusingly bad, just bad.
 

JC175

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My own personal hell would be strapped to a chair in front of a repeating forced meme video, eg:

"When I was;

THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST;

When I was"

, etc.
 

Mutough

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To listen to the Killswitch Engage cover of Holy Diver ONCE. Damn that's a terrible cover.
 

DoctorWhat

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Mine's not funny, but my personal hell would be heaven, with no-one else there. No-one to enjoy heaven with. Never see my family, friends, ANYONE, ever... I'd go crazy!

Yeah, that'd suck...
 

El Poncho

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Being surrounded by sexy naked woman (I hope god heard that then im all set for hell)

Nah my real hell would be surrounded by tiny little kids singing hannah montana songs.
 

James Cassidy

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Vrex360 said:
Angry trolls who flame me for all eternity whilst driving hummers in endless circles making obnoxious crude statements that are often prejudiced and also I am forced to study creation science. Also I can only ever play the games I hate and all the movies that exist in this hell are all movies that I found bad but not amusingly bad, just bad.
You want to be the Angry Video Game Nerd?