Your own personal hell.

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antipunt

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my personal hell would be having to witness the eternal damnation of countless/innocent human souls for ever and ever and ever and eve...
 

Major_Sam

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My hell, you would have to shop for groceries while Hanson's "Mmmbop" is looped and played very loudly forever.
 

Radelaide

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Major_Sam said:
My hell, you would have to shop for groceries while Hanson's "Mmmbop" is looped and played very loudly forever.
Mate, when I worked at Woolworths, they used to play that song!

I used to sing it happily and unashamed...
 

ThreeWords

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It's a bit off topic, but I think the best kind eternal judgement would just to be put into a world with everyone who was as bad (or good) as you. If you're a bastard, you have to suffer a load of bastards for eternity, or if you're really nice, you live in a world full of super-nice people
 

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Having to go through Father's Day working retail without ever once getting to see or even get any information about my sons.
 

ThePhobicMan

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My personal hell would be having my XBox broken and every time Microsoft sends me a new one, that one breaks. Also Bill Gates laughing in the background.
 

esperanto

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being trapped inside of a bad musical, not knowing when people will break into song next.
 

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Spending Eternity with a carbon copy of myself. Except he is better at everything I fail at, and god like in ways that I am at least good at. And he gloats.
 

Higurashi

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Mm.. had those, in nightmares. I watched everyone I have ever cared for be slaughtered while I could do nothing. That's it. I suppose you could add torture and for all eternity to that to make it worse.
 

Radelaide

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Higurashi said:
Mm.. had those, in nightmares. I watched everyone I have ever cared for be slaughtered while I could do nothing. That's it. I suppose you could add torture and for all eternity to that to make it worse.
I've had that nightmare before :(
 

coldwarkid

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Being stuck at a James Blunt concert for all eternity while he plays a cover of the Pixies' "Where is my Mind" that lasts for 10,000 years.
 

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Radelaide said:
So, in the topic about <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.120355>sex being a taboo I mentioned hell. PurpleRain and I started talking about our own personal hell. Mine being you'd spend the rest of your days next to a table, with a delicious cupcake that is just out of reach. Damn you delicious cupcake...

So I wonder, what is your personal hell?
Isn't the cupcake just out of reach in Scrubs?

Anyway, for me it would be having to spend the rest of my life on 4Chan. Whilst sitting on an ass spike.
 

zerzxes

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Funny story actualy:

me and two friends were joking around on the bus home from shcool and came up whit our little religion for the EXTREMLY lazy. we made jokes that you must not get off your chair to get some soda, make someone else do and many in that kinda way. and we also came up whit our hell, a olympic stadium were the devil forces you to do physical activities! the devil would force you to do that forever!
 

insectoid

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Stuck in a chair, with nobody around, nothing to look at, not able to move, and kept alive.
 

Radelaide

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Zombie_Fish said:
Radelaide said:
So, in the topic about <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.120355>sex being a taboo I mentioned hell. PurpleRain and I started talking about our own personal hell. Mine being you'd spend the rest of your days next to a table, with a delicious cupcake that is just out of reach. Damn you delicious cupcake...

So I wonder, what is your personal hell?
Isn't the cupcake just out of reach in Scrubs?

Anyway, for me it would be having to spend the rest of my life on 4Chan. Whilst sitting on an ass spike.
Yes. You get the cupcake! I thought about it and that would be pretty hellish.
 

Korolev

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My vision of hell-on-earth would be slowly losing your mind, becoming an imbecile, yet retaining just enough intelligence to KNOW what you were like before.

Sad thing is - such things happen all the time in real life, and could happen to any of us when we get older.

I would off myself before that could ever happen. I mean it. If I ever get Alzheimers, I'm pulling the plug. I'd rather die as I am, then slowly waste away and die as a shell of myself.
 

Novajam

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Closest to home, probably being without the internet, or computer technology. Such a terrible hold it has on me.

Alternative hells include: Being in a shopping centre full of noisy children, working in a job I hate, floating in the middle of the ocean, being buried to my neck in just about anything, team sports and bad writing.

Playing Army of Two again would be right up there as well.