Your own personal hell.

[Teh Ty]

I'm not sure if anyone has posted up anything like this before, but having to watch twilight over and over again, forever.

 

[TheProfessor134]

My personal hell? Being forced to watch Twilight continuously and at random points during the movie it stops and I'm rick rolled.. Oh and there are spiders crawling all over the floor.

 

[Simalacrum]

But for me?
Living a normal life.
9-5 office job and all that.
No thank you sir.

you, sir, have taken the words right out of my mouth.

btw I still have evidence... though you've probably forgotten

 

[A random person]

My hell would probably be hot, humid, I'd have to wear stiff heavy clothes constantly, there would be no freedom, the government would be self-righteous and suppress free thought, there would be no fiction or imagination, the world would be monotonous without anything interesting, and the only supernatural thing would be the tails doll, which lurks over you when you try to sleep, terrifying with its very presence.

Man, real life must really fucking suck for you.
'Cause you just described it.
Geddit?
Geddit?

Ba-dum-dum-tish!
*laugh track*

But think the real world, in the deep south with swamps (believe me, bad enough as it is), the churches have even more absurd control than they do already (don't feel bad if you have trouble imagining that), there is no internet, and they have some ingsoc-esque government in place.

 

[snaaaake]

Getting slapped with dead animals, then asked if I like it or not. If I say I like it then I get punched in the gut. If I say I hate it I get punched in the nose.

 

[Lore_Master]

Spending a day with someone who is supported by disney, or doing something that's supported by disney.

I just hate disney all together.

 

[A random person]

My personal hell? Being forced to watch Twilight continuously and at random points during the movie it stops and I'm rick rolled.. Oh and there are spiders crawling all over the floor.

The rick rolling seems like an act of mercy to me.

Here's more hell: imagine the director and author of Twilight taking properties you like and making movies reducing the characters to shallow teen stereotypes with hormone levels that would kill real people. Like a Nanoha movie that makes Nanoha weak and clumsy and Yuuno an abusive boyfriend. I would be both laughing and begging for death.

 

[A random person]

Ba-dum-dum-tish!
*laugh track*

But think the real world, in the deep south with swamps (believe me, bad enough as it is), the churches have even more absurd control than they do already (don't feel bad if you have trouble imagining that), there is no internet, and they have some ingsoc-esque government in place.

I fucking live in the South.
Believe me I know you're telling the truth.

It's like 90 degrees PLUS HUMIDITY today.
The fuck, God?
What are you fucking smoking, man? This weather is going to fucking kill someone.

Yeah, the humidity is insane right now. Combine that with being driven around trying to get your learners permit, the DMV woman not letting us though just because we don't have a specific item we don't even need, and also waiting in line at the social security office, and you got some fun times.

Sorry, off-topic ranting about personal experience.

 

[benylor]

Eternal bureaucracy and authoritarian oppression.

 

[lupe]

Under the assumption I'd be inclined to believe in Hell, my own version would be having Uwe Boll in the cauldron or torture rack next to mine, screaming out ideas for his new movies as he's being tortured.

 

[A random person]

Yeah, the humidity is insane right now. Combine that with being driven around trying to get your learners permit, the DMV woman not letting us though just because we don't have a specific item we don't even need, and also waiting in line at the social security office, and you got some fun times.

Sorry, off-topic ranting about personal experience.

Don't worry about it.
I derail things with personal tidbits a lot.

Just had to shoehorn the DMV thing in there, since it pissed me off how arbitrary she was, but everyone hates the DMV, of course.

And yes, once you post in a thread, the topic pretty much becomes moot.

 

[A random person]

Eternal bureaucracy and authoritarian oppression.

Like my hell, eh.

 

[A random person]

Just had to shoehorn the DMV thing in there, since it pissed me off how arbitrary she was, but everyone hates the DMV, of course.

And yes, once you post in a thread, the topic pretty much becomes moot.

Speaking of Hells!
The DMV qualifies.
The DMV qualifies six times.

Isn't that where damned souls are kept since it's the closest thing to hell on Earth?
/reference

 

[LilGherkin]

My personal hell would be forced to do Improv in front of thousands, and no one will ever laugh, no matter how good it is.

 

[Killdebeest]

My personal hell would be being stuck in my own house with my parents for all eternity because they never leave me the hell alone, and I would miss my friends.

 

[TheProfessor134]

My personal hell? Being forced to watch Twilight continuously and at random points during the movie it stops and I'm rick rolled.. Oh and there are spiders crawling all over the floor.

The rick rolling seems like an act of mercy to me.

Here's more hell: imagine the director and author of Twilight taking properties you like and making movies reducing the characters to shallow teen stereotypes with hormone levels that would kill real people. Like a Nanoha movie that makes Nanoha weak and clumsy and Yuuno an abusive boyfriend. I would be both laughing and begging for death.

Ha yeah that would be bad. Now the only thing that could make that even worse is the director using music in the movie from this band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SutYlxQwIxY. Listening to it gave me a headache D:

Only reason I mention Rick Rolling at all is because most of the kids I went to school with found it to be hilarious doing it as much as possible.