your own planet.

[escapistrules]

congratulations. as you were lost in space (for reasons that i don't care about, you can fill in that blank), you discovered a new planet. what would you do with it. become a dictator to the alien race living there. become pope of a religion you just made up to control the alien race. leave it be and continue doing what you were doing before. sell the planet to the highest bidder. or do something that i didn't think of or was to lazy to type. if you have complaints about this thread, then type it, i don't care. this is all up to you.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

 

[RatRace123]

Become a military dictator, gain a mastery of their technology, return to Earth (alien army in tow), and from there begin my conquest of the entire galaxy.

 

[zombiejoe]

congratulations. as you were lost in space (for reasons that i don't care about, you can fill in that blank), you discovered a new planet. what would you do with it. become a dictator to the alien race living there. become pope of a religion you just made up to control the alien race. leave it be and continue doing what you were doing before. sell the planet to the highest bidder. or do something that i didn't think of or was to lazy to type. if you have complaints about this thread, then type it, i don't care. this is all up to you.

I shall play out what happens.
TIME SINCE DEPARTURE: 1 YEAR, 1 MONTH, 1 DAY, 1:00 AM.
"Hey look, the clock said 1111, hehe, I'm so lonly.
WARNING, SHIP CAUGHT IN GRAVITATIONAL PULL.
BOOM
"Oh, what happend?"
*Small aliens pull me from the reck and bring me to their King/God*
King:KIll the demon
*I accidently cower in fear and push my laser color, blasting the king into bits*
"You killed are master, we now serve you!"
*I meet the new princess I shall mary, who is a giant white slug*
"Give me some sugar" said the slug
*And now own the planet.*
"Now slugy, bend over."

 

[Mr. Purple]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Lmao.


OT: I would name it "Snufflepusscoptersaurus XII" And then forget about it.

 

[zombiejoe]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

*Calls HUBILUB's planet*
"Hey HUBILUB, it's me zombiejoe, I just took over a planet. Come over, me and my slug queen are about to have an italin wall pucher" (idk)

 

[Kollega]

First, look what i have. If there is a sapient alien race with primitive civilization, i'd study their psychology and culture, then try and set up appropriate form of gonverment (i.e. if species were not too competetive, i could try communism).

If they have an advanced civilization (level of our at the moment or higher), i'd probably try to integrate into their society.

Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?

I call the north hemisphere! *Glares*

Rassum frassum. Sharing with fascist. FINE

But don't come to the south unless you have too, okay?

But if i crash-land with these two, i'd just sit back and enjoy the show.

 

[zombiejoe]

Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?

I call the north hemisphere! *Glares*

Rassum frassum. Sharing with fascist. FINE

But don't come to the south unless you have too, okay?

Ok....
It will be our own little Poland! ^^

omg can I come!?

 

[Guy32]

Take a few picture, then leave. Not too thrilled about trying to talk to people that don't understand me. Like trying to run a country of autistic children.

Also, I honestly think I'd be too busy being freaked as sh*t to realize what a huge discovery I'd be making.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

First, the happy dance. Takes priority over everything.
Second, teach the indigenous sapient species (if there are any) to dance the happy dance.
Then I'll name the planet "TARDIS" and invite everyone I declare to be "the right kind of crazy" to join me in creating the Nicely Unified, Totally Crazy-Awesome Space Empire (or N.U.T.C.A.S.E. for short).
Finally, another happy dance. It shall be known as the official N.U.T.C.A.S.E. dance of happiness.

 

[zombiejoe]

Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?

I call the north hemisphere! *Glares*

Rassum frassum. Sharing with fascist. FINE

But don't come to the south unless you have too, okay?

Ok....
It will be our own little Poland! ^^

omg can I come!?

Let's see.....no.
I have the North Hemisphere, he has the South Hemisphere, there's no room

If I didn't think you were a women I would kill you
GIVE ME THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
Or my tiny alien race will envade in 1 year, 1 month, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second

 

[Ghonzor]

Everyone must become a Pastafarian.

Simple as that.

And I call the southeast hemisphere.

 

[Vrex360]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

..... my fantasy?

Okay but seriously, I would probably have a tropical lush rainforesty planet with a reddish atmosphere, it would be populated by my mighty Sangheili race and we would allow fellow races to live among us including the Na'Vi, the Prawns, the Vortigaunts, the Asari and maybe a few humans if they prove alright.