your own planet.

[Kollega]

It is fine with me

But if i crash-land with these two, i'd just sit back and enjoy the show.

Glad to hear you care.

And by "show" i mean "endless war with lots of explosions".

 

[zombiejoe]

Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?

I call the north hemisphere! *Glares*

Rassum frassum. Sharing with fascist. FINE

But don't come to the south unless you have too, okay?

Ok....
It will be our own little Poland! ^^

omg can I come!?

Let's see.....no.
I have the North Hemisphere, he has the South Hemisphere, there's no room

If I didn't think you were a women I would kill you
GIVE ME THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
Or my tiny alien race will envade in 1 year, 1 month, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second

What difference should my gender make?!

EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
not
EVEREYTHING

 

[BrownGaijin]

I'm a simple man, so I'll just have the intelligent beings on the planet invent ice cream and chocolate, have them move me to their equator, and finally have my way with at least 72 hot female virgins.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Well... if I land on an unknown planet I'd name it Fiddledywinks and then come to realize that I don't have enough oxygen to last me a long enough time to survive or call for help and that the planet around me is filled with a toxic gas that is unknown to my ship's oxygen converters.

So, in my last dying moments I decide to mate with the local fauna - or better yet tribals - and hope that through my actions evolution will take place and in time I will be remembered as a god.

Or I just bash my head into a rock until it all goes away, either one really.

 

[traceur_]

Establish a planet-wide religion that mostly revolves around doing handstands.

 

[dalek sec]

Call the planet Skaro and crush the lifeforms there.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Call the planet Skaro and crush the lifeforms there.

So you'll nuke it to hell, forcing the natives to encase themselves in mobile pepperpots?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Genetically engineer the inhabitants, make them super soldiers, develop the most absurdly leathal technology then turn them loose on the galaxy to conquer in my name.

 

[ultrachicken]

I would have the aliens aid me in finding Steve. Then when I receive the staff of life, I will have the alien technicians reverse-engineer it to become the staff of death. Then I have a party with my planet killing stick/staff.

Or I could just get all their cool laser guns.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

:nods in silence as I smoke a cig:

OT: assimilate myself into the alien civilization. Probably just become a clerk or something *shrug*

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

:nods in silence as I smoke a cig:

OT: assimilate myself into the alien civilization. Probably just become a clerk or something *shrug*

Cookie for you Bob