your own planet.

[AgDr_ODST]

if any sentient species were discovered they'd have to vow aliegence or I would keep a small population to keep the species alive then I'd obliterate the rest

also I would make funny treaties with Earth countries but not others

Canada? yes

New zealand? yes

America? no just to be a dick, nothing personnel I just want to see the look on the faces of america's politicians

could you spare America's citiznens and kill our politicians?

sure but not Nevada or Oregon.........................I have a grudge against those ones

go right ahead I don't live in either state so I don't care for them(just let me get some friends/family out of Vegas before you start killing/enslaving peope)

 

[Guitar Gamer]

if any sentient species were discovered they'd have to vow aliegence or I would keep a small population to keep the species alive then I'd obliterate the rest

also I would make funny treaties with Earth countries but not others

Canada? yes

New zealand? yes

America? no just to be a dick, nothing personnel I just want to see the look on the faces of america's politicians

could you spare America's citiznens and kill our politicians?

sure but not Nevada or Oregon.........................I have a grudge against those ones

go right ahead I don't live in either state so I don't care for them(just let me get some friends/family out of Vegas before you start killing/enslaving peope)

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Take credit for everything mankind has done since the start of time

 

[AgDr_ODST]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

I mean south of Reno because I've never been farther than that

and south means that I will instigate the destruction of those I deem unworthy on everyone who lives in the U S of A south of Spartanburg north Carolina
why?
because I bet some were offended by the movie Forrest Gump!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

I mean south of Reno because I've never been farther than that

and south means that I will instigate the destruction of those I deem unworthy on everyone who lives in the U S of A south of Spartanburg north Carolina
why?
because I bet some were offended by the movie Forrest Gump!!

*sweat drop* I think you mean Spartanburg, South Carolina, and yet again go right ahead Im well north of where the destruction begins. Why take out that much of Nevada? You'd destroy Sin City for sure.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

I mean south of Reno because I've never been farther than that

and south means that I will instigate the destruction of those I deem unworthy on everyone who lives in the U S of A south of Spartanburg north Carolina
why?
because I bet some were offended by the movie Forrest Gump!!

*sweat drop* I think you mean Spartanburg, South Carolina, and yet again go right ahead Im well north of where the destruction begins. Why take out that much of Nevada? You'd destroy Sin City for sure.

oh, in that case then everything south of north Carolina

and I am giving the troops vague instructions where that is

sorry dude, it's all for comedic effect you might see the dude down the street get sandblasted by a giant floating disk

 

[AgDr_ODST]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

I mean south of Reno because I've never been farther than that

and south means that I will instigate the destruction of those I deem unworthy on everyone who lives in the U S of A south of Spartanburg north Carolina
why?
because I bet some were offended by the movie Forrest Gump!!

*sweat drop* I think you mean Spartanburg, South Carolina, and yet again go right ahead Im well north of where the destruction begins. Why take out that much of Nevada? You'd destroy Sin City for sure.

oh, in that case then everything south of north Carolina

and I am giving the troops vague instructions where that is

sorry dude, it's all for comedic effect you might see the dude down the street get sandblasted by a giant floating disk

Since you put it that way, let me help you out(2nd in command maybe) I'd help you to make it the first/worst/funniest alien invasion ever in Earths history(and maybe for helping you let me rule over Brazil, Japan and or Italy)

 

[El Poncho]

I would take over the planet and be a nice dictator:|

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well the genocide and enslavement will be to a minimum, I don't want to destroy the U.S of A so much as segregate it.
Also I can't promise that they will make it out, though really I won't care so much what happens to Nevada past Reno.
you can be sure that some folks in the south will feel the pain though

what do you mean by "past Reno" and "some folks in the south" cause thats kinda where Im from(North Carolina if location matters)

I mean south of Reno because I've never been farther than that

and south means that I will instigate the destruction of those I deem unworthy on everyone who lives in the U S of A south of Spartanburg north Carolina
why?
because I bet some were offended by the movie Forrest Gump!!

*sweat drop* I think you mean Spartanburg, South Carolina, and yet again go right ahead Im well north of where the destruction begins. Why take out that much of Nevada? You'd destroy Sin City for sure.

oh, in that case then everything south of north Carolina

and I am giving the troops vague instructions where that is

sorry dude, it's all for comedic effect you might see the dude down the street get sandblasted by a giant floating disk

Since you put it that way, let me help you out(2nd in command maybe) I'd help you to make it the first/worst/funniest alien invasion ever in Earths history(and maybe for helping you let me rule over Brazil, Japan and or Italy)

sorry you'll have to settle for 6th in command of the largest army that there ever has or will be, there's other escapists who have earned their places

also I feel compassionate so you may have Italy and Greece

 

[AgDr_ODST]

oh, in that case then everything south of north Carolina

and I am giving the troops vague instructions where that is

sorry dude, it's all for comedic effect you might see the dude down the street get sandblasted by a giant floating disk

Since you put it that way, let me help you out(2nd in command maybe) I'd help you to make it the first/worst/funniest alien invasion ever in Earths history(and maybe for helping you let me rule over Brazil, Japan and or Italy)

sorry you'll have to settle for 6th in command of the largest army that there ever has or will be, there's other escapists who have earned their places

also I feel compassionate so you may have Italy and Greece

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

 

[dalek sec]

Call the planet Skaro and crush the lifeforms there.

So you'll nuke it to hell, forcing the natives to encase themselves in mobile pepperpots?

Something along those lines yes.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

 

[1gremlyn1]

i'd hope they're less advanced tecchnologica;;y, and set myself up as leader of a new religion, or even the god as well

 

[Mr Companion]

If they were small, weaker creatures than I it would be dictator time. If they were stronger than I it would be fun to be a prophet of alien wisdom of mankind. If they were more clever than me AND stronger than me I would leave immediately and gain all the credit for finding a new planet.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Call it Heranus for a few weeks of laughs with wordplay.

 

[IamQ]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

Clerks. Think it was the second one.

Edit: Curses! Ninjad again!

 

[escapistrules]

if any one feels like creating a map of the planet, feel free. it would be interesting. especially if its the war between idealistcommi and demented teddy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

I also accept Switzerland, Austria, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Bulgaria, and Slovenia. Just curious but by adjcent do countries across the water form mine count? if so I also accept the following countries(so long as they haven't been promised to one of your other commanders) Tunisia, Libya and spain. If not I recant(or tackback) my accepting of those last three countries