lulz...
1.73ghz Pentium Mobile
1.5Gb RAM (DDR-533)
12" XGA panel
120gb 7200rpm ATA-133 disc
Intel 915 graphics
Whatever keyboard/mouse/second monitor I plug in
Some kind of sound output
Wacom panel built in
Or on my work desk
2.1Ghz Core 2 Duo (lies, I say, going by the performance)
3Gb of somethingorother
GMA Q4300 thingy graphics
Some kind of hard drive and sound in there somewhere, usually broken
1440x900 main monitor built-in, second 1024x1280 (no typo) 19" next to it.
Regular keyboard and MS optical 5-button/wheel mouse.
Blah. I can't afford a good PC. I stick with consoles, flash games/emulators and spending my money on more traditional real-world entertainments.
Largely because these two systems would have been so hardcore 5, maybe 10 years ago, same way a PS2 would have been, but cost SO much more to replace to a similar standard. And my car and bike keep needing oil changes.
But this isn't the place to soapbox. I just want to see if anyone has more laughable hardware than me.
Last actual desktop I tried to pimp with:
AMD 1600mhz processor (...a duron. yeah)
512mb DDR-266
Win 98SE
~300Gb across various disks
DVDRW DL... it was cutting edge
GeForce 440 or something
Very nice sound card
17" SXGA flatpanel