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Rahheemme

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What would heaven and hell look like for you personally?

Heaven: A Waffle House at 4 in the morning. Unlimited food and awesome people to talk to

Hell: A semi-painful or annoying task that I have to do for eternity. It's so monotonous that it becomes unbearable.
 

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Heaven: One of my arms tastes like Vanilla ice cream and the other tastes like donuts, everytime I take a bite it doesn't hurt and it grows back.

Hell: If hell were real. Because boy would I be going to it.
 

Timotei

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Heaven: The radio stations play good music.

Hell: There is only one radio station and it's the 24 hour Glenn Beck channel
 

hotdogoctopus

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Rahheemme said:
Heaven: A Waffle House at 4 in the morning. Unlimited food and awesome people to talk to
Waffle house is hell on earth, with all it's grease and classy customers.

Heaven: A place where I can physically matrix in and out of any time period with whatever I want. And if/when I die, I just get sent back to my house, and start over or go live life as it is now. And I can do this for ALL ETERNITY.

Hell: Some place where I have be friends and do stuff with all the archetypes of people I want desperately to kill.
 

arc101

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Heaven: Me, 48 babes and a big vat of custard........ hmmmmmm.....
Hell: Living in a chavvy world... oh wait, I do
 

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Heaven: Every day would be the 8 final hours of Friday, because that is when you are the most free, since the weekend finally has come

Hell: Every day is Monday from 6-9 A:M. You are tired, hungry, grumpy, and you know that you have to drag yourself to where you work/study.
 

ElTigreSantiago

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Heaven: An endless dream that I can effortlessly control EVERY SINGLE aspect of.

Hell: A physical manifestation of today's mainstream music.
 

Haunted Serenity

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Heaven: Everything i could ever want at my demand and personal butlers by the name of Micheal Caine and Morgan Freeman.

Hell: Surronded by one way glass, allowing everyone to see what i do and speech buble show my thoughts.
 

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
Heaven: The radio stations play good music.

Hell: There is only one radio station and it's the 24 hour Glenn Beck channel
Addendum: Glenn Beck periodically gangsta-raps with an annoying backbeat. It's more painful than it sounds.

Heaven: A Discworld-esque fantasy universe that's a mixture of anime, video games, and 80's children's cartoons. And I'd be in Mobile Section 6 from Nanoha StrikerS.

Hell: A gangsta-fascist dystopia where you have to be "ghetto" and anime, along with many other Japanese things, is declared "gay shit, yo." The penalty for enjoying those and other not-"ghetto" things, not to mention such heinous crimes as respecting/being a women or speaking decent English, would be being declared a "*****," slaving, sexual and otherwise, for the obnoxious 'tards who rule that hell hole.

Why do I get the terrible impression that the above is paradise for certain people?
 

zen5887

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Heaven - I got to play D&D and Bass all day.

Hell - I got to play D&D and Bass all day, but its 4e and the bass is an Eppiphone Thunderbird 4 with old strings.

*Shudder*
 

Miss_M

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Heaven: A room full of kittens with walls decorated with naked posters of Eddie Vedder.

Hell: A room full of Sun reading, X Factor voting, I'm A Celebrity watching morons. Or as it's more commonly called any Wetherspoons pub.
 

edenlancer

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Heaven: Where I would go on epic adventures and everything I draw comes to life and well, together, I would be able to do that for eternity

Hell: Stuck in a room full of shallow, dumb, illogical, and arrogant people...well actually stuck in a room with people would be hell
 

GodofDisaster

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Heaven: Being the the only man on a far away planet with a hot girl for company, and having the power to summon anything with your mind.

Hell: Actually the same as my personal Heaven except, I'm all alone and there is nothing, nothing at all.
 

Mistermixmaster

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Hell: Having to play "I wanna be the guy" for eternity, non-stop, no toilet breaks, no food, no drink... just IWBTG constantly...

Heaven: I have no idea what to even put in here... I guess it would have to be something mind-bendingly awesome.
 

HitsWithStyxx

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Heaven: To be able to hang out in a studio, seshing with any musician I could think of, followed by a skate sesh with any skater I could choose to think of, followed by my favourite meal: Mashed Potatoes with Baked Beans and Copious Amounts of Cheddar :D

Hell: Any time I have a phantom itch that is just out of my physical reach, and even when I find something with which to scratch it, the scratching of said itch has no effect.