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Kuchinawa212

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Heaven: Being a Space Marine and keep respawning everytime I die
Hell: Blackness, alone, going mad
 

Arkvoodle

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Heaven- a giant buffet of Papa Johns pizza and Mountain Dew LiveWire fueling a marathon gaming session of every Nintendo & Xbox game ever made. And there are no Red Rings.

Hell- a crowded Barnes & Noble at Christmastime where the only books are written by Stephanie Meyer.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Heaven: Being in a movie or videogame whenever I want, and not feeling pain or tiredness. All games are good, the water tastes like Mountain Dew, and I can do what I please without getting in trouble.

Hell: School everyday (which only teaches math), the only instrument is the drums, all books are romance, the Internet and TV haven't been invented, the radio only plays Christmas songs, and you have a constant feeling of vertigo.
 

FalloutJack

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Heaven - Pure entertainment at my fingertips, to watch or play or do everything that has ever existed on Earth. To be able to shape my existence in every form I want, and have infinite power over a microcosm set aside for me. To be able to share this with the one I love in the most intimate manner would be especially good.

Hell - I'm not sure, but I believe Satan would take the form of Bob Dylan, voice and all. The trouble with tormenting me in hell is that I've got a wicked imagination. I've designed hideous abominations all in the name of FUN and find everything associated with H.P. Lovecraft to be FACINATING. So, I guess whatever hell has for me would have to be taken in a different direction.
 

lolandrew4

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Heaven - all my friends, with a pc, on a beach, with a cineplex and a library with infinite books . Only type of weather is sunny and a light shower.

Hell - All the people I hate in one room with me, and I have the cold virus , while the room itself being cold, and country music is playing.
 

GreyWolf257

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Hell: Having to fight a lion while I have no arms or legs, plus I have earphones glued to my head playing Hannah Montana forever and ever. Also, I have every form of venereal disease know to man, and more.

Heaven: ...I really just imagine heaven as being the D&D 1E version of "The Happy Hunting Grounds". I know, I'm a nerd.
 

traceur_

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Heaven: An unlimited supply of Final Fantasy games, Pepsi and Chocolate Custard. And 100 beautiful, young, busty traceuses.

Hell: Hell.
 

Guitar Gamer

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my heavan: probably having a top hat and a monocle from the 18[sup]th[/sup] century and a busty funny girfriend that I legidimatly like beyond the physical atraction.
there would probably be a monkey sidekick in there somewhere

my hell: finging myself balding wearing a sweater vest married to some nag who has somehow soured the world with 3 brat children with me living in some souless suburb next to some asshole with a bad mustach and a crappy lawnmower
 

blankedboy

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ElTigreSantiago said:
Heaven: An endless dream that I can effortlessly control EVERY SINGLE aspect of.

Hell: A physical manifestation of today's mainstream music.
QFT. You sir, have won.
 

A_Parked_Car

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Heaven: Actually getting to see my best friend often...maybe having her fall in love with me?
Hell: Pretty much my life right now XD.
 

RanD00M

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Heaven:A boring place where nothing ever happens.

Hell:A anarchistic land scape ruled by no one or nothing.Anything is allowed.

I have the thought that hell is the better place while heaven sucks.If they were real,which they ain't.
 

Evil-Mustache

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Heaven: I would be able to change my life into different video games, movies, and shows that I like.

Hell: Stuck with annoying stuck up people in the worst video games, movies, and shows in the history of the universe.
 

Julianking93

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Heaven: The most peaceful place imaginable where all your dreams come true. Think the inside of the moon from Majora's Mask.

Hell: An Everlasting Twilight Premier.
 

darkless

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Heaven: How I imagine hell, I non stop metal concert because really if these people are doing the devils work why would he punish them for it? devils got an awesome taste in music.

Hell: How I imagine heaven, Eternal happiness? wouldn't that get boring after a while.
 

Kevlar Eater

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Heaven: Valhalla. I go into battle, kill, maim and kill some more until I "die", then regenerate, feast and bang hot chicks, then doing it again the next day.

Hell: Comic-con-esque conditions, but in an even tighter space for all eternity.
 

likalaruku

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Personal heaven: My own personal island where I am queen, duh. I make up the rules & buy the imports.

Personal hell: Every hour, the temperature switches from too hot to too cold, the air & the ground are infested with Weevils, the plants are infested with Spider Mites, the fruit & vegetables are infested with Vinegar Flies, everything smells like cat urine/dog shit/garbage/armpit sweat/dirty diapers, the lastest fad in popular music is using a porno pop beat & male singers that sound like Woody Allen with bad allergies, Micheal Bay & Uwe Boll become trendsetters on how movies should be directed, cute baby animals grow into adults in a single week, but babies remain poopy crying infants until they're 10, all candy is too sweet, all food is too spic, all drinks are too tart, all condiments are too salty, all the food in the stores are withing 3 days of expiring, sodas are no longer carbonated, Cheetos & Cheezits are now made with powdered American Cheese, only the rich can afford seafood or steak, mothers are breastfeeding babies in movie theaters, computers & hardware preplanned obsoletion are set to one year, the IRAA sues 60% of America & sends it reeling into the deepest economic depression ever, video game developers never again risk being innovative & continue to release nothing but bland sequals, American comic books become child-friendly again, all anime will be dubbed by Funimation & preppies will start enjoying it to make it even uncooler to continue watching than it's already become, all drinks will come in plasticy-tasting plastic bottles with no glass or cans as options, soap will be made from the fat of the liposuctioned, the sun will shine brightly all night long, everyone will go bald & break out in zits all over their body, kids channels will play nothing but Avatar, Naruto, & Scooby Doo reruns, Twilight will become trendsetting for media vampires henceforth, religion will become as in-your-face & down-your-throat as it was in the middle ages, causing worldwide cival wars, spray-on latex becomes the popular fasion, especially noticable on the fat & the old, & scientists will discover that whenever you eat a piece of chocolate or drink coffee, it lowers your intelligence & shortens you life.
 

darkfire613

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Heaven: Infinite time to play games, and infinite chocolate.

Hell: Forced to listen to my eight-year-old brother singing Linkin Park songs for eternity, with no voice of my own and no way to drown him out.