Personal heaven: My own personal island where I am queen, duh. I make up the rules & buy the imports.
Personal hell: Every hour, the temperature switches from too hot to too cold, the air & the ground are infested with Weevils, the plants are infested with Spider Mites, the fruit & vegetables are infested with Vinegar Flies, everything smells like cat urine/dog shit/garbage/armpit sweat/dirty diapers, the lastest fad in popular music is using a porno pop beat & male singers that sound like Woody Allen with bad allergies, Micheal Bay & Uwe Boll become trendsetters on how movies should be directed, cute baby animals grow into adults in a single week, but babies remain poopy crying infants until they're 10, all candy is too sweet, all food is too spic, all drinks are too tart, all condiments are too salty, all the food in the stores are withing 3 days of expiring, sodas are no longer carbonated, Cheetos & Cheezits are now made with powdered American Cheese, only the rich can afford seafood or steak, mothers are breastfeeding babies in movie theaters, computers & hardware preplanned obsoletion are set to one year, the IRAA sues 60% of America & sends it reeling into the deepest economic depression ever, video game developers never again risk being innovative & continue to release nothing but bland sequals, American comic books become child-friendly again, all anime will be dubbed by Funimation & preppies will start enjoying it to make it even uncooler to continue watching than it's already become, all drinks will come in plasticy-tasting plastic bottles with no glass or cans as options, soap will be made from the fat of the liposuctioned, the sun will shine brightly all night long, everyone will go bald & break out in zits all over their body, kids channels will play nothing but Avatar, Naruto, & Scooby Doo reruns, Twilight will become trendsetting for media vampires henceforth, religion will become as in-your-face & down-your-throat as it was in the middle ages, causing worldwide cival wars, spray-on latex becomes the popular fasion, especially noticable on the fat & the old, & scientists will discover that whenever you eat a piece of chocolate or drink coffee, it lowers your intelligence & shortens you life.