Your personal quote
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'If chocolate is a sin I don't want to go to heaven.'
Me, aged 4, in Sunday school.
also
'I can lose weight, you however, will always be ugly.'
Me, aged 4, in Sunday school.
also
'I can lose weight, you however, will always be ugly.'
Said to the teacher of my psychology class when i was a much younger boy;
"So, Mr. Frued, when you smoke a cigar, it's just a cigar. But when i smoke a cigar it's a big, hairy cock? how does that work?"
My teacher was speechless and the guy sat next to me laughed so hard he fell over.
In fact, he told me he quoted me with that line the other day.
Makes me proud.
"So, Mr. Frued, when you smoke a cigar, it's just a cigar. But when i smoke a cigar it's a big, hairy cock? how does that work?"
My teacher was speechless and the guy sat next to me laughed so hard he fell over.
In fact, he told me he quoted me with that line the other day.
Makes me proud.
"Smart people work hard for their money, smarter people make their money work harder."
- Me
"Pay me and I'll work, otherwise fuck off."
- Me
- Me
"Pay me and I'll work, otherwise fuck off."
- Me
Walk into any college cafeteria on the planet, and you will undoubtedly find a type of pizza being served which, about an hour after being consumed, will give you what I affectionately call "ass burning syndrome." You will eat nothing but this for four years. Enjoy college. - Me
OK so here's mine:
I'm mean because I can't be nice to everyone.
or:
Yes I'm crazy, if I wasn't you wouldn't know me.
I'm mean because I can't be nice to everyone.
or:
Yes I'm crazy, if I wasn't you wouldn't know me.
I have about four...
"Could be worse. Could always be worse." - This is what keeps me sane in moments of crisis
"You have just been Nicol-Crippled." - Play on my last name
"George, look! Goth girls in Pizza Bikinis!" - this one was just pure Schadenfreude
"Keep calm and carry on...Okay now we can panic and freak out" - It makes me giggle inside when I say this
"Could be worse. Could always be worse." - This is what keeps me sane in moments of crisis
"You have just been Nicol-Crippled." - Play on my last name
"George, look! Goth girls in Pizza Bikinis!" - this one was just pure Schadenfreude
"Keep calm and carry on...Okay now we can panic and freak out" - It makes me giggle inside when I say this
Always loved saying this to people who want me to do what they wish in order, obediently, no exceptions.
"If I was meant to stay upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train, And seeing as I have crashed over twenty-two trains, you must be accusing me of murder." - Myself
Good times.
EDIT: Actually, just thought of something more fun to say when context allows.
TRI-QUOTATION IS A-GO!
"Obviously it was John" -myself
"Who's John?" -anyone involved
"Who isn't John?" -myself
Also, this was said by me once upon an event, and I think it's been said before, but I don't care: "The game is a metaphor for life. You can never win, and if you think about life, you're a philosopher and therefore fail at life." -Myself
EDITAGAIN: *sigh* because I was reminded: "There are 5 types of people in this world: Those who can count, those who can't, those who make fun of the latter, and hypocrites."
(becomes twice as funny when the person you're talking to responds with "you forgot two" and you taunt him on that)
"If I was meant to stay upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train, And seeing as I have crashed over twenty-two trains, you must be accusing me of murder." - Myself
Good times.
EDIT: Actually, just thought of something more fun to say when context allows.
TRI-QUOTATION IS A-GO!
"Obviously it was John" -myself
"Who's John?" -anyone involved
"Who isn't John?" -myself
Also, this was said by me once upon an event, and I think it's been said before, but I don't care: "The game is a metaphor for life. You can never win, and if you think about life, you're a philosopher and therefore fail at life." -Myself
EDITAGAIN: *sigh* because I was reminded: "There are 5 types of people in this world: Those who can count, those who can't, those who make fun of the latter, and hypocrites."
(becomes twice as funny when the person you're talking to responds with "you forgot two" and you taunt him on that)
