Your personal quote

[Kohake]

I'm fairly content with one of the things I wrote recently:

"Virtually everyone believes in science, but few know what science is or how it works."

I was considering adding "it's a lot like religion." but my brother who came across the quote said that I should probably leave that part out because it's better if people recognize it on their own than me telling them. (People tend to question what others tell them but not what they "realized on their own")

 

[firelightning1]

Me and God aren't exactly on "talking" terms... well I talk he listens.

also

Yea though I walk through the valley of evil in the shadow of death I shall fear no evil because I have a motherfucking assault rifle and these Biblical bitches only have like what swords and arrows have some hot lead.

 

[Brandon237]

"The fundamental problem with 'Neutrality' is that you will inadvertently side with the party that benefits the most from your inaction".

I'm going to patent that sh-t for future history books. You watch me!

Is this another anti-Swiss one XP
Kinda like "the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, retain their neutrality". I know I said that wrong, but point stands.

For me, by me and from me: "You know you have found true perfection not when you find that which is flawless, but that which, despite its flaws, you would not wish to have any other way" - Me.

 

[Count Igor]

"Let's throw in an umbrella. Everything's better with an umbrella!" - Irish Accent.
Always works. Even with missing homework.
"Jack! Where's your homework?"
"...How about we throw in an umbrella!"
"I... what? Umbrella?"
"Eeeeverytin's better with an umbrella!"

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

"There exists, far beyond the reaches of space, time, and even the mental dreamscape.A planet where your wildest dreams exist. The way you live your life here is solely dependent on what you can dream up. On this planet there's no such thing as ?Virtual Reality? or ?Escapism?. THIS is ?Escapism Incarnate?! THIS is the world you?ve always wished for! THIS is Planet Vidya! ?Who am I?? you ask, why I?m the Emperor of this marvelous world. It?s a pleasure and I hope you enjoy your stay."

-Who two thumbs and his body might as well be 70% soda and pizza? This guy.

 

[rmb1983]

For me, by me and from me: "You know you have found true perfection not when you find that which is flawless, but that which, despite its flaws, you would not wish to have any other way" - Me.

That's fantastic.

OT: I say "Give me strength." far too often for there to be room for much else, and that one's definitely not the product of my invention.

 

[cornmancer]

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"oh not again..."

"Heyyy check it out!"

 

[Rednog]

80% of all humans were dropped on their heads as children....The rest are banging their heads on walls to catch up.

 

[Brandon237]

For me, by me and from me: "You know you have found true perfection not when you find that which is flawless, but that which, despite its flaws, you would not wish to have any other way" - Me.

That's fantastic.

OT: I say "Give me strength." far too often for there to be room for much else, and that one's definitely not the product of my invention.

Wait, fantastic for a good quote, or sarcasm because of the trademarking dripping off every side of it

I never can tell without italics in these ambiguous situations...

 

[ameemo]

Why drink and drive when you can smoke weed and fly!

 

[JCBFGD]

From time to time, I'll jokingly say, "I have faith in science."
My real quote, though, is, "If Heaven exists, no one on Earth will go there."

 

[Tartarga]

"The time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted." -John Lennon

At least I think it was John Lennon, I googled it and it gave me several people who have apparently said it. Popular quote I guess. But it has helped me get so many people to shut up.

 

[Super Six One]

"Fuck the rules, do what you want, Vivla Mexico"

The motto i live by everyday.

 

[Valkaris]

Valar morghulis. Valar dohaeris.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

After quite a long ramble on collectivism/individualism..."So that's why collectivism is a good thing. Because at the end, we all get to fuck Ayn Rand."

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"The more you look at a clock, the slower time goes"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

What I jokingly do is take a lot of regular saying with the word God (thank God, only God knows, dear God), and replace God with "science".

Thank Science!