Your personal worst way to Die!! (Crazy ones are wanted)

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jawakiller

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Castrating... If I didn't die from the pain I would die after realizing I would never enjoy women again. or this...

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Valkyira

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Death from lack of affection from my Girlfriend.

Her's would be me killing her because of lack of affection.
 

Smagmuck_

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Realistically? If anyone here has seen the film "Black Hawk Down" or know a lot about the actual event... I loathe to die the way those two Delta Operatives go by being over run. Just, not matter what you try to do, no matter how many you kill. You are still going to die...
 

Daverson

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Probably being feed into a meat grinder feet first, and being keep conscious throughout the whole thing.

Though I will admit, it would be interesting to find out firsthand how long the brain remains active. Common sense says after the heart goes through, you'd die, but I've heard the brain can remain "alive" for a good period of time after this... and the inevitable pain from the procedure would be an ideal indicator of how alive you still are...

That's speaking realistically, of course, I'm sure in the realm of nightmares much more horrifying fates await... stuff like slowly turning to stone... or gribbly demon things eating you alive from the inside out...
 

OniaPL

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Probably being burned alive, crucified, using a slow poison/gas or this:

Now, for my favorite way to die...

 

Jakub324

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really? that would be quite quick and probably surprisingly peaceful, if you didn't fight it. Nah, i'd say beaten to death by a starving lunatic.
 

Jakub324

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Impaling. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GROSSED OUT STOP READING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still here? OK, they put a relatively blunt wooden spike up your arse and then raise it upright and you slowly but inevitably die.
 

Jazoni89

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Being infected by a piece of dog shit, and dying from it.

Being choked to death by a dildo (or a porcelain model of a penis, ala clockwork orange style).

Air Being pumped through your stomach until you explode.

Drowing in your own vomit.

Being stung to death by a thousand angry African hornets.

Your face being run over by a revved up wheel.

Dying from a moped accident (harrr...harr).

Being run over by a reliant robin.



...So embarrassingly tragic.
 

Jakub324

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So you would prefer to be impaled (see my other comments) than be shot? Impalement takes WEEKS in some cases.
 

jaoblia

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My Worst Death Is Based around my best death so i guess i have to tell you that first SOOO.

My best way to die is fighting through a hoard of pirate, zombie, cyborg ninja witchs to get to the boss dinosaur whos about to push a button to destroy the universe and jumping up to his face and punching him so his snout shatters sending bone fragments into his brain and dying in a fist pumping posistion as Yes plays while the space station blows up.
The worst way to die is missing the dinosaur and acidentally puching a hole in the soace station and dieing in space, WHILE YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN ON THE DAY YOU DECIDE TO WEAR EITHER H.E.L.P.E.r PANTIES OR AQUAMAN UNDEROOS.
 

StormShaun

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Having my hands cut of to only know that I cant play games anymore so I get hit by a flying train......I hated being killed like that only to come back to a world that has motion sensor.....yeh