Your philosophy on life, the universe, and everything. (in 10 words or less)

[Gaiseric]

Stuff happens. The End(?).

....Yep

 

[Twilight_guy]

Life is what happens when you're not paying attention. (we can use contractions right?)

Also, "life's a ***** and then you die"

 

[khoax123]

"God Created us, now lets finish what he/she started"

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

"Needs more Cowbell."

 

[Amgeo]

Who does this "God" fellow think he is?

 

[JET1971]

As the title says, if you had to take the entirety of your thoughts about the world, and condense it into something that could fit on a bumper sticker, what would you come up with?

Mine would be something like "Piddle Around a Bit, Then Die. Also Reproduction."

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"Fuck it, its not like keep it when you die"

thats 10. though I prefer deal with instead of keep.

 

[OrokuSaki]

I got ninja'd with that whole "42" thing. But as a runner up:

"People suck"

 

[retyopy]

Live, try, die inside, try again, fail, try, fail, try, die inside, try, succeed, fail, die for real.

 

[Racecarlock]

Sorry mods for a low content post, but 42.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

You are entitled to nothing. Live with it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Why does everyone feel the desperate need to correct me?

 

[hydroblitz]

On law:
"Do whatever you want, but only hurt yourself"

On other stuff:
"Carpe Diem Per Jugulum"

 

[Rooster893]

Fuck Fear, Arrive, Raise Hell, enjoy it awhile, then leave.

Bam.

 

[Mannayz]

"Tomorrow can always be different. Tomorrow I play Minecraft."

"If life screws you, take it to the bondage room."

"Shit happens. Especially when you eat fiber-rich products."

"When life sucks, YOU TELL IT TO SWALLOW."

I go by a list of these that I just spontaneously come up with. No, seriously.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Have a good time, but don't be an asshole.

 

[funguy2121]

As the title says, if you had to take the entirety of your thoughts about the world, and condense it into something that could fit on a bumper sticker, what would you come up with?

Mine would be something like "Piddle Around a Bit, Then Die. Also Reproduction."

Why? I thought this was going to be more interesting when I read the first 1/2 of the title. It's like presenting a multiple choice question to someone. People are not as two-dimensional as that (OK, not everybody is as two-dimensional as that). To ask me to distill philosophy into ten words or less is to ask me to enter the realm of self-help seminars who streamline and commodify Plato's cave allegory. No offense to you, but fuck a bunch of that. Who I am cannot be condensed into 10 words. No small part of me can be condensed into 10 words (I'm also not known for being succinct). To limit it to 50 words would be reasonable; to ask us to distill their essence into a bumper sticker is to simultaneously ask us to share our outlook on life and to check our brain at the door. No can do.

...but if you want, I can comply with the first 1/2 of the request.

 

[Sikratua]

"Shit happens. Wear a cup. Help people when you can." And, in exactly 10 words. Yay, me.

 

[OneStepAhead]

I don't give a shit, let's have fun.

 

[allways2edlast]

If the would didn't suck, we all fall off.

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

If everyone decided to forget past conflicts, all is well.