Your Plan for the Apocalypse

[namewon'tfitin]

I would "borrow" all the gun and ammo i can carry from a local gun store and a couple sporting gear and blunt objects and mele weapons and search for other survivours and try to find an evac.
Also I would turn a truck in murder on wheels.

 

[cairocat]

My plan continued:

When, eventually, we ran out of food we would have to start farming. It would be easy with tools and materials from the gardening section. The sport equipment and hunting section would make getting food a breeze, but eventually we'd have to domesticate animals. We'd try for sheep or livestock from local ranches but they'd probably all be eaten by zombies. I think ultimately we'd have to turn to dog meat.

 

[moostar]

To find shelter and just watch over any surviving civilians that are or aren't armed with weapons and to make plans of on how to survive as probably being the last few groups of people on the planet.

 

[cairocat]

Why would anyone be intimidated by a guy in 100 lbs of armor that doesn't actually stop bullets firing a machinegun he can't aim?

Why would anyone take anything seriously when it is preceeded by the words:
"In the event of a zombie apocolypse..."

He's being a realistic survivalist. You're being a pink knight with a jeep.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Zombie: I'd be in the Army, so would have access to a tank. Spend my days driving around crushing things in armoured invulnerability.

Nuclear: Hide in a bunker. Once the Radiation subsides enough, make a killing on the slave trade. Or stocks, depending on how quickly we bounce back.

Perhaps stocks in the slave trade. Hmm, decisions decisions...

 

[StrangerQ]

after bit of thought...
Nuclear. I'd die
Zombie. find more people who have clue what to do
enviromental cataclysm. I'd die
Alien... meh going to die then too...

Since only zombie apocalypse would be even reasonable to survive since others would ruin my life too greatly

 

[EHKOS]

We do what we do everyday pinky, PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN THE DARK WHILE THE SCARY THINGS LEAVE US ALONE.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Lay down and die

 

[Wintermoot]

Zombie: get my baseball bat, head for the local shooting club, rob the guns and all the ammo, and wait it out
Nuclear: walk towards the mushroom cloud and sing: ~I dont want to set the world on fire~ and hopefully die fast (I dont want to survive in a nuclear wastleand, dieing slowly and painfully from radiation poisening (radiation poisening makes you crap out your own guts))

 

[FarleShadow]

He's being a realistic survivalist. You're being a pink knight with a jeep.

The Jeep is pink too.
Oh, I do have a bare-bones plan that is alot more realistic, but fuck it, Pink Knight is far funnier than "Loot town, then barricade car park, build greenhouses/solar panels on roof, Reverse-Osmosis nearby river water and think up new and more gory ways of killing zombies without getting near 'em."

 

[cairocat]

He's being a realistic survivalist. You're being a pink knight with a jeep.

The Jeep is pink too.
Oh, I do have a bare-bones plan that is alot more realistic, but fuck it, Pink Knight is far funnier than "Loot town, then barricade car park, build greenhouses/solar panels on roof, Reverse-Osmosis nearby river water and think up new and more gory ways of killing zombies without getting near 'em."

I can just hear the Pink Knight's final words on his deathbed:

"I did it for the lulz"

 

[FarleShadow]

I can just hear the Pink Knight's final words on his deathbed:

"I did it for the lulz"

No way, the final words are these:
"There is just....enough....time....for....my final fap"

*fap....fap.....blurgh*

 

[cairocat]

 

[kommando367]

Zombie: Grab Shotgun, Rifle, Machete, a fork, and a lot of noodles and or canned food, get in car, drive through zombies to some place with less zombies.

Nuclear (if I survive the initial bombing): die of radiation poisoning.

Both: Die.