Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.

[captaincabbage]

Okay, so I saw yet another zombie apocalypse thread and I thought to myself "Why's it always a zombie apocalypse?".

So naturally, after watching Jurassic Park 2 and 3 last night stemmed this thread. Here's some background info:

Dinosaurs have (Inexplicably) become the dominant species on earth. Following Jurassic Park logic, there seems to be no military for whatever reason (possibly destroyed by T-Rexes in F-15s) so you and the general populace of your town/suburb/city/rural area are left to fight off the dinosaur menace.

Following normal principles, the whole dinosaur ecosystem has been intergrated, meaning lots of herbivores of all shapes and sizes, along with the usual cast of Jurassic Park beasts, Deinonychus (JP Velociraptors), T-rexes, Compsognathus, Torosaurus and Spinosaurus.

So, how would you fare?
What would be your course of action?
And most of all, would you survive?

Post in some detail and respect peoples ideas, it's supposed to be a discussion starter, so go nuts!

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

T-Rexes fly F-15s? We're totally, completely screwed then.

So, my likely course of action is dying.

Probably ravaged by velociraptors in my sleep.

 

[Joe Deadman]

Go backwards in time and get a ninja who is also a doctor to help me stop them before the apocalypse actually happens of course!

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

I don't know. Dinosaurs seem much harder than zombies.

 

[Jedamethis]

Hmmm...
This looks handy.

Just try and stay out of the way of the bigger ones, and adapt, like we are so good at doing.

 

[Resphyre]

Probably start a zombie apocalypse and the sit on my roof and watch dinosaurs fight zombies
(THATS RIGHT, Zombie Dinosaurs flying f-15's!!)

 

[SomeLameStuff]

T-Rexes fly F-15s?

Spoiler: They sure do

Considering they're not as easy to kill as zombies, and even more deadly... I'll just jump off a roof.

 

[Ldude893]

I'll barricade my apartment and shoot the smaller carnivores from the windows and roofs. Molotovs come in handy when fighting the big ones.

T-Rexes fly F-15s?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Go to somewhere with a cold climate?

 

[Kitten DeLux]

Invent the zombie gene infect a dinosaur with the gene
Sit back and watch the lol's

 

[Swaggers]

Find Sam Neil he will know what to do

 

[Sougo]

Carry decoy meat doused with a potent poison.

Live in an underground bunker, with supplies for preparing poison.

Apocalypse survived!

EDIT: Sam Neil is only good as decoy meat.

 

[ilspooner]

I would watch and wait to get trod on or eaten. Or run in circles and wait for the same fate. Dinosaurs are scary. D:

 

[Trucken]

I'd try to survive on what I have in my apartment for as long as possible. After that, starvation? Outrunning a zombie is one thing, but a raptor? I could try to go with my zombieplan, running over to the supermarket and barricade myself in there, but I would need to find the exact right moment. Luckily it's only about 200 meters away.

 

[Jekken6]

I plan to see my avatar come to life.

 

[likalaruku]

I would do my damndest to always remain smelling like a garden. I don't recall meat-eating dinosaurs drooling over flowers, soil, fruit, or vegetables. The trick is to not smell like tastey meat. Moving somewhere icey or damned hot might not hurt either.