That bloke from too human in willamete or Fortune city...Not too bad I guess, except I'd be the most boring character in exsitance with the most iffy combat. Fun?
your playing as main character of your least favorite game in your favorite game
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One of the dicks from Dungeon Siege 3 ruining whichever of the games I like is the best? FML FML FML. God I hate Square Enix, each and every one of those characters is horrifically flat.
So I am Edward Carnby (Alone in the Dark) in Santa Destory (No More Heroes). I guess I should be fine living there since the jobs are easy to get althought the city can be a ghost town. Oh well as long I don't enter the United Assassins Association I should be fine.
I guess that makes me Barbie running around in Barbie Horse Adventures (and getting knocked off by tree branches).
In all fairness, I haven't played the game, but I have read (and watched) a pretty damning review (can't find it, sorry).
Then again, why not just beat on ET?
No, let's go for a game I've actually played...
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Nope, I'm having a really hard time finding a game I've actually played that I didn't like.
Plenty of games that aimed high and missed, but even then I'd commend them for aiming high.
Sabotain is one such example.
EDIT:
OK, scratch that. Thanks to the person above, Metroid: Other M. I haven't played that either, but all accounts are the same - it takes one of the most respectably bad-ass women in gaming and turns her into a whiny, sexualised victim. With a monotone.
I loved Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, but seriously? Fuck you, Team Ninja.
EDIT 2: Oh shi- (divide by zero)
I just realised it's favourite game, not least favourite. Fuck.
Now I have to start again from scratch.
Well, that's easy. Whiney Samus in Deus Ex Human Revolution.
Getting her arse handed to her in instant take-downs by Jenson until he beats the whiney victim out of her and she reverts to the awesome hero we all knew and loved.
In all fairness, I haven't played the game, but I have read (and watched) a pretty damning review (can't find it, sorry).
Then again, why not just beat on ET?
No, let's go for a game I've actually played...
...
Nope, I'm having a really hard time finding a game I've actually played that I didn't like.
Plenty of games that aimed high and missed, but even then I'd commend them for aiming high.
Sabotain is one such example.
EDIT:
OK, scratch that. Thanks to the person above, Metroid: Other M. I haven't played that either, but all accounts are the same - it takes one of the most respectably bad-ass women in gaming and turns her into a whiny, sexualised victim. With a monotone.
I loved Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, but seriously? Fuck you, Team Ninja.
EDIT 2: Oh shi- (divide by zero)
I just realised it's favourite game, not least favourite. Fuck.
Now I have to start again from scratch.
Well, that's easy. Whiney Samus in Deus Ex Human Revolution.
Getting her arse handed to her in instant take-downs by Jenson until he beats the whiney victim out of her and she reverts to the awesome hero we all knew and loved.
*twitch* I am frogger after he got a voice. A horrific. Terrible. Annoying voice. And he spits at his enemies and does "frog fu"... Spouting out crappy one-liners that are already annoying the first time. But at least it's LittleBigPlanet, so I can kill him repeatedly as many ways as I want.
Hm...Least favorite game?
Silver the Hedgehog, congrats! You're in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift! Makoto, here's your punching bag!
*Uses Planet Crusher on Silver*
Silver the Hedgehog, congrats! You're in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift! Makoto, here's your punching bag!
*Uses Planet Crusher on Silver*
I guess I'm playing as (Nameless Protagonist) in Dungeon Lords in Dwarf Fortress. That's not so bad, I can assign myself no labors and order up some platinum encrusted rooms. Assuming I'm the manager and not some random hauler or wrestler. In that case I'm doomed.
Master Chief in Starcraft 2.
The master chief wouldn't last two seconds, your average marine is wearing more armor then he is.
The master chief wouldn't last two seconds, your average marine is wearing more armor then he is.
I am called "The Lone Wanderer", if anything at all. I'm lugging around a baseball bat, a 10mm pistol, a bit of ammo for said pistol, a BB gun, some Rad-Away, nine stimpacks, 41 bottle caps and one perk. I just got dropped into an amusement park that's orbiting a planet I don't recognise, and there's a lot of very evil-looking robots around. Not to mention a few weird aliens, a suspicious announcer and a strangely familiar blue hedgehog.
I suppose I could offer to help him, since that'd raise my good karma, but I don't know if he'd even acknowledge my existence. It'd probably be better to get out of here as quickly as possible and take my chances fitting into whatever society exists on the ground. Thank whatever gods are listening that I don't have to eat, drink or sleep...
I suppose I could offer to help him, since that'd raise my good karma, but I don't know if he'd even acknowledge my existence. It'd probably be better to get out of here as quickly as possible and take my chances fitting into whatever society exists on the ground. Thank whatever gods are listening that I don't have to eat, drink or sleep...
So the guy from Battlefield Bad Company 2 running around in the Jak 2 world? I can't see this working very well....