Your Pokename.

[phohouse]

Your Pokename isrowmander
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Antartica amd your diet consists mostly of meatballs, wolves, and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat lava. You can spit wind. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw hot death. You can walk on poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe fire. You have cool shades. You can resist force bolts. You can throw Dr.Pepper.
Natural enemies
Your natural enemy is Lotung.
I hope that magic chest of hats is full of triblies and fedoras.
Trilbies*, sorry.

 

[Naheal]

Your Pokéname is:
Hypnobar

Profile
You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, macaroni and cheese and Dr. Pepper.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe iron filings. You can shoot wind. You can puke jet fuel. You can breathe electricity. You can spit tahini.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Bertfu.

 

[Palademon]

Your Pokéname is:
Voltchu
Profile
You live in the valleys of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, cows and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have bionic implants. You can breathe bricks. You can resist broken glass. You can throw acid. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chuwhirl.




People can shit bricks, but Chuck Norris can breathe them...wait, what?

 

[GnomeThief]

Charbar

Profile

You live in the savannahs of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of insects, fruits and water.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-Combat)

You can resist ice bolts. You can shoot poison. You can resist jet fuel. You can swim in air. You have cool shades. You can puke iron filings. You can throw lightning bolts. You have a fear of acid. You can throw broken glass.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Shatfu

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Your Pokéname is:
Shatorb
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, grapes and lattés.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke hot death. You have bionic implants. You can throw acid. You can shoot evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chartle.

 

[SonicKoala]

Your Pokéname is:
Pikabar

Profile

You live in the humid rainforests of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, fruits and water.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You have spikes running down your back. You can breathe fire. You can puke acid. You have a force field. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You have a magic chest of hats. You have a cell phone. You can swim in poison. You can throw nunchucks.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Vulfu.

Holy crap, I'm the most awesome Pokemon ever.

 

[Dango]

Your Pokéname is:
Nidovee
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eerino.

Ummm... OK.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

"Your Pokéname is:
Shatser

Profile
You live in the rivers of New Zealand, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, grapes and green tea.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a song in your heart. You have a fear of broken glass. You can resist jet fuel. You have spikes running down your back. You can spit hot death. You can spit granola. You can spit slime.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Charwad."

I can spit Hot Death? Meaning sexy skeletons with scythes and black cloaks come out of my mouth? Awesome

 

[Queen Michael]

Your Pokéname is:
Moorino

Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, TV dinners and ambrosia.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw sledgehammers. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke acid. You can spit broken glass. You have night vision.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Polivee.

I can puke acid?

 

[ryanxm]

your pokename is ryan and you live in florida...where its hot...and you actualy dont know anything about pokemon outher then its a world where animal cruality laws dont exist and they have taken dog fighting to a whole new level

im sorry i just wanted to atleast try and make a joke

 

[Tuckiozi]

"Your Pokéname is:
Lorina
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of berries, macaroni and cheese and wine.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke fire. You can throw hot death. You can resist wind. You have a song in your heart. You have spikes running down your back. You can throw force bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Drowmon. "

Throw Hot Death?! ...Ohfuckyes.

 

[headphonegirl]

Your Pokéname is:
Hypnoser

Profile
You live in the valleys of Madagascar, and your diet consists mostly of cows, grapes and wine.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on maple syrup. You can throw lava. You have a fear of nunchucks. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of bricks. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can resist acid. You can breathe jet fuel.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertwad.


Walking on maple syrup, awesome!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Spoiler: Profile

Shatorb
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, grapes and lattés.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke hot death. You have bionic implants. You can throw acid. You can shoot evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chartle.

Incidentally, I find that hilarious. The combat and non-combat part is dead on.
Except, I want bionics, I just don't have any >.>
Unfortunately, the diet is completely wrong >.> Or fortunately, in this case.

Spoiler: If I change my favourite colour from pink to grey

Starfu
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, rocks and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit slime. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can eat maple syrup. You can shoot kippers. You can throw ice bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickibar.

Wait... My diet is garbage, and I can eat Maple Syrup... does that make Maple syrup garbage?
Incidentally, I don't like seafood, and I can shoot kippers... I'll think of that as if I am filling them with lead, not firing fish at people >.>

 

[similar.squirrel]

[/b]Flarchu[/b]
Profile
You live in the arctic wastes of Greenland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, rocks and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of ice bolts. You can breathe acid. You have a fear of sledgehammers. You can eat Mr. PiBB. You can throw maple syrup. You have a fear of kippers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foowhirl.


I wish I loved in Greenland

 

[3aqua]

Your Pokéname is:
Chutle

Profile

You live in the rivers of South America, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, Cherry Garcia and ambrosia.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can swim in jet fuel. You can shoot fire. You can eat poison. You can shoot force bolts. You can resist Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Voltorb.

cool voltorb you shall die!!!

 

[squidbuddy99]

Eerider
Profile:
You live in the meadows of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of grass, garbage and ambrosia.
Characteristics:
You can resist poison. You can swim in lava. You can throw rocks. You have cool shades. You have bionic implants. You can resist sand. You have interchangeable body parts. You can float in jet fuel.

I stopped at 'cool shades'.

 

[Jedamethis]

Vaporeon

You live in the veldts of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, wolves and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist poison. You have a force field. You can throw broken glass. You can spit bricks. You can breathe maple syrup. You can resist rocks. You can spit lava. You have a fear of granola.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewnerd.

 

[Adamc-mh]

Humzard
Profile
You live in the savannahs of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can shoot jet fuel. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can shoot nunchucks. You have a fear of acid. You can breathe bricks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirrider

 

[Adamc-mh]

Squirrider

Profile

You live in the steaming jungles of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of cows, insects and ambrosia.

Characteristics

You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a full-body tattoo. You can throw granola. You have propellors. You can spit evil glances. You can breathe lava. You have a box of LPs. You can throw wind. You can shoot acid.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Humzard.

So, I know kung fu, can shoot acid, throw wind, puke Dr. Pepper AND I have propellers?
Sweet.

My nemisis let us fight