your preferd mellee weapon during a Zombie apocalypse

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Merkavar

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i think id prefer a chainsword. like 40k style. giant, shreddy and cuts throw zombie hordes like they are made of butter.
 

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ResonanceCascade said:
The Shaolin Spade... if you want to survive you need to start studying now. OP secretly wants to be a zombie.
You have read the immortal words of Max Brooks no?
I would choose a Baseball Bat out of cosmetic choice, Its so iconic to be mowing down zombies with baseball bats, Though it has to be made with a very, very strong alloy, Capable of beating the shit out of normal humans.
 

Lazy Kitty

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A really big hammer.
With really big I mean big enough used to crush galaxies.

A zombie detected on your planet?
Just destroy the galaxy.
 

Admiral Stukov

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Merkavar said:
i think id prefer a chainsword. like 40k style. giant, shreddy and cuts throw zombie hordes like they are made of butter.
Bah, I was going to say that.
Only I'd go for the Eviscerator, you know the giant two-hander Sisters Repentia and Imperial priests wield.
 

b1zarr0

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a mace or hatchet/hand axe. something that is a blunt, one handed yet has a heavy enough end to cause significant trauma to the brain and sturdy enough to be swung infinite number of times
 

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stukov961 said:
Merkavar said:
i think id prefer a chainsword. like 40k style. giant, shreddy and cuts throw zombie hordes like they are made of butter.
Bah, I was going to say that.
Only I'd go for the Eviscerator, you know the giant two-hander Sisters Repentia and Imperial priests wield.
two handed weapons are too limiting. for example with a one handed chainsword you can eat a sandwhich or drink some coke while slicing through the zombie hordes

if i cant have a chain sword ill have a record colection as my weapon. shaun of the dead style
 

Admiral Stukov

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Merkavar said:
stukov961 said:
Merkavar said:
i think id prefer a chainsword. like 40k style. giant, shreddy and cuts throw zombie hordes like they are made of butter.
Bah, I was going to say that.
Only I'd go for the Eviscerator, you know the giant two-hander Sisters Repentia and Imperial priests wield.
two handed weapons are too limiting. for example with a one handed chainsword you can eat a sandwhich or drink some coke while slicing through the zombie hordes
But the two hander have longer reach, IE more slaughter per swing!

Now, dual wielding chainswords on the other hand...
 

teh_Canape

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a, idk, sword or shit

honestly, anything BUT a chainsaw

chainsaws are effective, yes, but that's the worst possible thing you want to have during a zombie apocalypse

I mean, not only it's bulk and shit, they're also too noisy, and will attrackt zombies straight to your ass
 

Jurian

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Are we talking superfast superstrong infected human zombie apocalypse or slow walking living dead zombie apocalypse ?
 

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Jurian said:
Are we talking superfast superstrong infected human zombie apocalypse or slow walking living dead zombie apocalypse ?
never thought about that... you could post two weapons depending on the type of zombie,s
 

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Anchupom said:
Ashhearth said:
A stop sign just because it would be so different
You been watching madness combat?
Nope I just went with the first thing that came to my mind other than katana or lightsaber. I'm rather proud of the results