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As for my rant: Everyone thinking that old ladies are friendly and sweet. YOU ARE WRONG! so wrong, my friend. There are reasons that witches and hags are always portrayed as elderly females. I have had to deal with them both as schoolteachers and as customers, and there are none worse. Here we will look at the basic types of old lady
(1.) The Afternoon Shopper- one of the more common types of old lady. Generally seen either alone, or with a small group of their dark cohorts. They can be found outside of many stores in your city's market district, mostly craft stores. While mostly innocuous to pedestrians, to retail and service employees, they are the She-Devil herself. They will often make you re-bag their purchases up to 4 times, and will not hesitate to call your manager if you do not comply. Your best hope for dealing with this type is to simply wait it out and comply, as they can only go so far on one tank of buffet food.
(2.) The Park Benchsitter- A disguise taken usually by the younger Succubuses attempting to trick sympathy out of you. Can usually be seen feeding birds, or perhaps reading. If you get too close, they will often yell about you scaring away their birds, or blocking their light. More aggressive ones may complain about the way you are dressed, or even the fact that you are outside. The best way to avoid them is simply to stay out of high density parks, and to try to take routes that will not lead you directly in front of them.
(3.) The Nun- The most dangerous type of old lady in existence. their names are uttered in dark hallways, and are the food of ghost stories for children around the world. They do not prey on just anyone. First they will bait parents into a false sense of security by saying that they embrace the ideals of some religion. then they get ahold of the children, whom they erase the free will and creativity of as some part of their sick game. do not let this happen to you or your children, as even if the process is reversed, it will cause permanent psychosis and social retardation.
Heed this warning, and do not let them convince you otherwise. If any of you have seen other types of old lady, please quote and add.
As for my rant: Everyone thinking that old ladies are friendly and sweet. YOU ARE WRONG! so wrong, my friend. There are reasons that witches and hags are always portrayed as elderly females. I have had to deal with them both as schoolteachers and as customers, and there are none worse. Here we will look at the basic types of old lady
(1.) The Afternoon Shopper- one of the more common types of old lady. Generally seen either alone, or with a small group of their dark cohorts. They can be found outside of many stores in your city's market district, mostly craft stores. While mostly innocuous to pedestrians, to retail and service employees, they are the She-Devil herself. They will often make you re-bag their purchases up to 4 times, and will not hesitate to call your manager if you do not comply. Your best hope for dealing with this type is to simply wait it out and comply, as they can only go so far on one tank of buffet food.
(2.) The Park Benchsitter- A disguise taken usually by the younger Succubuses attempting to trick sympathy out of you. Can usually be seen feeding birds, or perhaps reading. If you get too close, they will often yell about you scaring away their birds, or blocking their light. More aggressive ones may complain about the way you are dressed, or even the fact that you are outside. The best way to avoid them is simply to stay out of high density parks, and to try to take routes that will not lead you directly in front of them.
(3.) The Nun- The most dangerous type of old lady in existence. their names are uttered in dark hallways, and are the food of ghost stories for children around the world. They do not prey on just anyone. First they will bait parents into a false sense of security by saying that they embrace the ideals of some religion. then they get ahold of the children, whom they erase the free will and creativity of as some part of their sick game. do not let this happen to you or your children, as even if the process is reversed, it will cause permanent psychosis and social retardation.
Heed this warning, and do not let them convince you otherwise. If any of you have seen other types of old lady, please quote and add.
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