Quantum - *used to read physics books*
Chief - I was a camp counselor, scarily enough.
Fatty - >.> That was seven years, and 45 pounds ago.
Eater - I have some keen consumption skills.
Notzo - Given my last name, my parents were not very nice.
Bubba - I dispensed of this childhood name due to its association with prison rape.
Mr. T - Good god, I hated this one.
Ty - Short for Tyler
John Malkovich - My build, hair, and facial features reminded a girl of the actor.