Your real life nick name
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I get called by my last name, "gore" as a reference to a tattoo I posses and occasionally "marcus"
I get called "marcus" because a girl I slept with couldn't remember my name and referred to it as something that sounded like "marcus".
I get called "marcus" because a girl I slept with couldn't remember my name and referred to it as something that sounded like "marcus".
I think every person in the world with the last name murray gets called muzza at some point, eventually it will evolve into miffy or miff-daddy.Muzza-Maaate said:
Davey
Davey P
Baby P (only one person calls me this and it is hugely embarrassing)
and recently Big Gay Dave (it's ironic I assure you) and also Dressing Gown (because I wear one a lot)
the thing about having such a generic name is that nick names are hard to come by, especially when you're as uninteresting as I am.
Davey P
Baby P (only one person calls me this and it is hugely embarrassing)
and recently Big Gay Dave (it's ironic I assure you) and also Dressing Gown (because I wear one a lot)
the thing about having such a generic name is that nick names are hard to come by, especially when you're as uninteresting as I am.
"Jizz Stain" or "Pyke the Dyke"
Really just variations on my name...(obviously I don't like those nicknames haha)
Really just variations on my name...(obviously I don't like those nicknames haha)
Me and my friend constantly exchange racial nicknames with each other.
I call him stuff like "whitesauce, whiteslice, honky, whiteso, ect."
He calls me stuff like "Negrosexual, N****r Cheese, Blackwad ect."
I'm white and and he's black, so it creates the wierd scenario where a white guy and a black guy are calling each other their own racial slurs. Other than that I have no nicknames.
I call him stuff like "whitesauce, whiteslice, honky, whiteso, ect."
He calls me stuff like "Negrosexual, N****r Cheese, Blackwad ect."
I'm white and and he's black, so it creates the wierd scenario where a white guy and a black guy are calling each other their own racial slurs. Other than that I have no nicknames.
The Duke: My last name is Newcomb pronounced similar to "Nuke'em"
Nuke'em: see above
Bob: I dunno, a friend since second grade calls me this, I don't know why.
Pookie: My wife and I.
Diamond Butt: From my sister, a reference to Ferris Buller's Day Off and my compulsiveness.
Turkey: Boss, grandparents, mother, mother-in-law. Something with people born between 1945 and 1970.
Nuke'em: see above
Bob: I dunno, a friend since second grade calls me this, I don't know why.
Pookie: My wife and I.
Diamond Butt: From my sister, a reference to Ferris Buller's Day Off and my compulsiveness.
Turkey: Boss, grandparents, mother, mother-in-law. Something with people born between 1945 and 1970.
Bradleykins: don't know how I got this one
Banshee: callsign given to my by a Navy friend
Captain Whiplash: Weekend long nickname b/c of my jeep maintence and jerry-rigging skills (1946 Willy's Jeep)
Fuel-Line: Given to me after a jeep maintence incident in which I accidentally cut a hole in the fuel line with the buttstock of my rifle.
Banshee: callsign given to my by a Navy friend
Captain Whiplash: Weekend long nickname b/c of my jeep maintence and jerry-rigging skills (1946 Willy's Jeep)
Fuel-Line: Given to me after a jeep maintence incident in which I accidentally cut a hole in the fuel line with the buttstock of my rifle.
I've been called Clutch, because I come through in the clutch. And Buney, which I have no idea about, some kind of weird play on my name I earned in 6th grade, along with my internet name Flamingtaco or Taco of Flames, which was based on my friends and I serving each other random imaginary food, which made much more sense than you would think from reading that.
"Piano Guy" or "Jazzman" by people in my uni accomodation who don't know what my real name is. (There's a piano there, and I play jazz)
"Doublejoint" by a few people because... well, guess.
Also "the Doctor" by the few Americans I know. Due to the combination of my English accent, tendency to go on "science rambles" (until the inevitable "shut up" or "I wasn't that interested") and my habit of offering people jelly babies. Which led to my choice of avatar.
"Doublejoint" by a few people because... well, guess.
Also "the Doctor" by the few Americans I know. Due to the combination of my English accent, tendency to go on "science rambles" (until the inevitable "shut up" or "I wasn't that interested") and my habit of offering people jelly babies. Which led to my choice of avatar.
