Your real life nick name

[Soxafloppin]

My surname is McVeigh..

Sooo Micky v

Mcvegstable

Mcvitties

yada yada.

 

[Howlingwolf214]

Jawsh. That's what a retarded French teacher said everytime she tried to say my name. So for a year or so everyone called me it. Some people still do.

A coconut if you can guess my name.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Hmm...

13 by my friends and Solar by my family.

EDIT: John Lennon, on account of these really small glasses I used to wear.

 

[Nicolefranklin]

Nicola. Ah, the creativity.. The people at my boarding school was extra clever, and called me Nicola Twist, back when Pepsi Twist was still around (and I LOVED that soda!).
Also been called Pinky, and Smurf, when I had, you guessed it, pink, and later blue hair.

Oh, and for years, when people wrote me, they wrote my name the way it's pronounced (in danish). NiKåll is an awful nickname, just like all the other absolutely mindblowing names I've been given.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Oh lets see...

"Prick" is quite prevalent, as is "Asshole". "God" is thrown around all hell of alot, and people don't even realise they're referring to me...

My friends just call me Seb.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

A coconut if you can guess my name.

Josh? Short for Joshua?

 

[Howlingwolf214]

A coconut if you can guess my name.

Josh? Short for Joshua?

Congratulations. I would give you a coconut but it wont fit in any envelope.

 

[Kajt]

Assgrab
Sub-woofer
Fladimirr

Are the first ones to come to mind.

 

[Mehplep]

Frog Doorknob.

Don't ask.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Ringo; Yeah the hair... Though I'm making a change to it tonight.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I get "platform boot-ed troll". And since my real name is Magnus, I'm called Mange.

 

[FranzTyphid]

joe:my real name is joseph which i hate
curlz:i used to have a afro
bono:i supposadly have a mono(dont) and i have odd teeth so its a mix if them
yo-he-heff: sounds like joseph
Guisepperetty simple really
for a while i got called Mayjor afro
i loved that one

 

[sanomaton]

Suvi (<- real name)
Sohvi
Suchi
Susi (means "wolf", this kid at school used to call me this)
Piika (means "maid" or "girl"... don't ask me)

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Bear, best nickname ever.

 

[i_am_reaper]

My name is Alfonso so i get called things like this
fonzy, fonserely, da fonz, fonsinator, and my personal favorite fonzy fonsworth fonsireli!!!
so......yeah.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

A coconut if you can guess my name.

Josh? Short for Joshua?

Congratulations. I would give you a coconut but it wont fit in any envelope.

That's false marketing >=(

 

[Lexodus]

Waaaaay too many to list, but currently going as "Lex", on occasion, "Lex T. Headbanger" or just "Headbanger".

 

[Lexodus]

Frog Doorknob.

Don't ask.

Imagine I just did.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

The yeti.

No seriously I have really hairy arms and legs.

 

[terrible cheeb]

Cheeb. a made up word so my mate with a lisp could say cheese, then i wrote in on a hat as a joke and everyone called me that from then on.