Your recent experiences ------ in haiku

[axeman157]

Wanted to have fun
skateboard was a bit broken
my teeth bit the ground

 

[Zaverexus]

Met an awesome girl
Marching band, finally done
Planning DnD

 

[EpicEps]

Procrastination
No time to do my homework
Oh well, more Skyrim ponies

My Little Pony,
Pinkie Pie is my favorite.
Friendship is magic.

 

[Brainpaint]

Watched Mardock Scramble
Then I watched the Tekken Film
My mind was destroyed.

Had my first sushi
I have never liked salmon
Now I hate it more.

Went to Manchester
Shopping centre traffic bad
Could not get inside.

 

[nbamaniac]

I woke up just now
Read many haikus, uhmm chow?
Ridiculous rhyme

 

[AlAaraaf74]

In the winter time,
We eat turkey sandwiches.
Leftovers last long.

 

[nbamaniac]

No more haikus here?
This one is lonely indeed.
People please share more.

 

[rayen020]

went to work till close
customers are always rude
came home really pissed

 

[godofallu]

I don't write haiku's
what are you a middleschool teacher?
Fuck this i'm out people

 

[EpicEps]

I don't write haiku's
what are you a middleschool teacher?
Fuck this i'm out people

I'm not Japanese,
Nor a middle school teacher.
These haikus please me.

Anger can go elsewhere.
Hate is unbecoming, friend.
Tolereate our fun.

I humbly request,
for the direct rejection,
your forgiveness please.

 

[Lukeje]

Walking while texting
Really a bad idea.
Walk into lamp-post.

 

[EpicEps]

Push the red button,
That was not a good idea.
It's Beiber fever.

 

[Thaius]

My Haiku Review of Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Replayed Sands of Time
On to Warrior Within
Hope it measures up

Warrior Within
Terrible, awful sequel
It does nothing right

Darker aesthetic
Bloody, more brutal combat
Angry, violent Prince

Why is it like this?
The story is no darker
No more mature theme

Just violence and gore
Persian rock music replaced
With generic grunge

Combat more complex
But now feels more hack-n'-slash
No more is it fun

New voice for the prince
More gritty, less emotive
I miss Lowenthal

Story seems half-assed
Interesting concept suffers
From bad progression

Seems like creators
Just use story as context
For pointless gameplay

Warrior Within
Mediocre game at best
Terrible sequel

 

[godofallu]

I don't write haiku's
what are you a middleschool teacher?
Fuck this i'm out people

I'm not Japanese,
Nor a middle school teacher.
These haikus please me.

Anger can go elsewhere.
Hate is unbecoming, friend.
Tolereate our fun.

I humbly request,
for the direct rejection,
your forgiveness please.

It was just a joke,
I did haiku anyways,
while saying I wouldn't

 

[EpicEps]

I don't write haiku's
what are you a middleschool teacher?
Fuck this i'm out people

I'm not Japanese,
Nor a middle school teacher.
These haikus please me.

Anger can go elsewhere.
Hate is unbecoming, friend.
Tolereate our fun.

I humbly request,
for the direct rejection,
your forgiveness please.

It was just a joke,
I did haiku anyways,
while saying I wouldn't

Your wit is quite sharp,
and your rhythm is excellent.
Mine was a joke too.

 

[badgersprite]

I'm just killing time,
Waiting to go to the shops,
And buy DVDs.

 

[Jesus McChrist]

Bought from Amazon
Disposable Assassin
Scud maimed Jeff real good

Cooking pre-packed sucks
Want to make breaded pork chops
Need a good side dish

 

[nbamaniac]

Had nothing to do
Rewatched Zero Punctuation
T'was a good chuckle

 

[Jedoro]

Monday I skipped class
Got a 1911
Because Colt kicks ass