Your recent experiences ------ in haiku

[Gasaraki]

I've got a fridge, yo
Listening to Frog Eyes now
They are really good.

 

[XandNobody]

Did not do homework
Now it will have to be late
Procrastination

 

[ghostrider9876]

Playing Saints Row 3
Rival gangs getting me down?
Explosive bullets.

Argued with my wife
On Thanksgiving. Had a talk;
Getting a divorce.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Woke up around nine thirty
Did some errands for my mom
Played Twilight Princess

 

[similar.squirrel]

Dyed my hair purple,
Peroxide went up my nose;
Chemical mishap.


This is excellent. Reminds me of the haiku thread on PWOT.

Actually:

Oop!

nbamaniac, could I make a suggestion?

Every time somebody writes a haiku, they post their desired topic below it. If, for example, I were to write a haiku and write webbed toes after it, the next poster would have to write a haiku about webbed toes. Then s/he could suggest a topic, and so on.

 

[Dethenger]

Writing poetry
Would like to write a haiku
But I don't know how.

Winter disappoints.
Although it's cold and windy
There's no fucking snow.

It snowed like one time.
But it's long since melted now.
God fucking damn it.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Encountered Frost Troll
Killed, had to restart dungeon
Now I save often.

 

[nbamaniac]

Dyed my hair purple,
Peroxide went up my nose;
Chemical mishap.


This is excellent. Reminds me of the haiku thread on PWOT.

Actually:

Oop!

nbamaniac, could I make a suggestion?

Every time somebody writes a haiku, they post their desired topic below it. If, for example, I were to write a haiku and write webbed toes after it, the next poster would have to write a haiku about webbed toes. Then s/he could suggest a topic, and so on.

A good suggestion
But topic spanned 4 pages
Better make new thread

 

[Brainpaint]

Got ingrown toenail
Pus is coming out of it
Taking antibiotics.

Played Rome Total War.
Bought it for 5 pounds last week.
It is addictive.

Dog was stuck today
Could not get down from windowsill
How did he get there?

 

[Queen Michael]

Read manga online
Thought "Sasuke's in this chapter?
Cool!" Shoot me, someone.

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

Everything sucks.
I don't want to work tonight.
I'm going to bed.

 

[Chromanin]

Empty oyster shell
Fragile spikelet of hulled wheat
Cold and discarded

 

[avante778]

WTF Dude seriously get a life, you have no idea what you are doing !!!

 

[Slash Dementia]

Haiku, I have failed,
I cannot write you anymore.
I simply give up.

Edit:
Stood upon a cliff;
Bandit is unsuspecting.
I shout: Fus Ro Dah!

 

[TehKnuck]

The Old Republic
Food and sleep secondary
Just one more mission

 

[Timberwolf0924]

sitting here at work
playing on the escapist
boss will get real pissed

ate a yummy pie
then I feel asleep last night
sun rise, she is gone

 

[Lunatic High]

I took a shit
Looked around for toilet paper
There was none

 

[DrgoFx]

Girl and I ended.
We will still be friends, though.
Single days for me!

 

[bojackx]

I wrote a haiku,
It wasn't really that good,
so what do you think?

Girl and I ended.
We will still be friends, though.
Single days for me!

That is five, six, five.
It should be five, seven, five.
Still I sympathise.