Your Reproductive organ is nailed to a table in a burning house

[Kevon Huggins]

Basically your d*ck is nailed to a table in Burning house and a knife is near. What would you do
I would use the knife to cut my arm and slowly bleed to death
Captcha: Engravings......

 

[Vern5]

I would rather chop off as little of my dick as possible. After escaping the burning building, I would dedicate my life to creating the first bionic penis. Think of the possibilities...

Edit: DRAG THE TABLE OUT WITH ME

 

[Soviet Steve]

The table wouldn't support the immense size and weight of my penis, therefore I would have no problems beyond patching it up once I had left the building.

 

[JoJo]

Cut off the half nailed down, I'd still have 12 inches left!

In all seriousness, I'd try to use the knife to remove the nail first, or as Vern5 mentioned try dragged the table out. Cutting off my member would be a last resort although it would be preferable to death.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Considering that the interior of the penis is little more than a sponge that fills up with blood, cutting it off may not be the best idea for survival's sake. Also, not cutting it off may not be enough to save the organ. It might save your life if you could get the nail out of the table without removing it from yourself until you can get a doctor to do it, though. Otherwise, blood loss will be a definite issue.

 

[Erttheking]

Pick up the table and run like hell. If it's too heavy, smash off the bit my Wang is nailed to.

 

[Rowan93]

Spend a few minutes cutting out the chunk of the table that the nail's stuck into. That way, I can move freely, and my dick is still attached and not bleeding everywhere. Once I've escaped the burning building, I can seek medical attention so that people who actually know what the hell they're doing can try to get the nail out.

 

[Kevon Huggins]

Each answer just made me feel intense pain

 

[Hazy992]

I'd use the knife to cut around the section of table nailed to my dick then run away and get it detached at a hospital or something. Why did no-one else think of this?

 

[Kevon Huggins]

I'd use the knife to cut around the section of table nailed to my dick then run away and get it detached at a hospital or something. Why did no-one else think of this?

cause running with a piece of wood attached to your dick may be painful in some species

 

[Hazy992]

I'd use the knife to cut around the section of table nailed to my dick then run away and get it detached at a hospital or something. Why did no-one else think of this?

cause running with a piece of wood attached to your dick may be painful in some species

More painful than hacking your dick off? And at least I have my dick afterwards.

 

[Lionsfan]

More painful than hacking your dick off? And at least I have my dick afterwards.

Definitely agree with you. I can handle splinters for like a week at the most, but chopping it off?........ugh......*shivers*

 

[Kevon Huggins]

A DICK puts on sunglasses
WITH HOLES

 

[Kevon Huggins]

I'd use the knife to cut around the section of table nailed to my dick then run away and get it detached at a hospital or something. Why did no-one else think of this?

cause running with a piece of wood attached to your dick may be painful in some species

More painful than hacking your dick off? And at least I have my dick afterwards.

A DICK PUTS ON SUNGLASSES
WITH HOLES DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Reach under table and push on the bottom of the nail with the knife whilst pulling on the top of the nail with the free hand.

Or saw off the top of the nail and lift away.

If the panic ruins my judgement...then I guess I slice away. Heat the knife in the fire and use it to cauterize my stump.

 

[Katnap_Devikat]

Wake up as i am obviously currently in the throes of the worst nightmare i have ever experienced.

 

[TheFunPolice]

Well I suppose it depends on how many nails are keeping it stuck, is it one nail? Or is it several?

Because if it were one nail I'd try to break off the majority of the table so I can run away and escape with my Wang in tact.

However, if it were several and they were nailed in good, I'd assume it's pretty much done for, so I would probably just cut off as much as I needed to escape..

But everything will be okay in the end. After all, Penises grow back...Right?

 

[Kevon Huggins]

Well I suppose it depends on how many nails are keeping it stuck, is it one nail? Or is it several?

Because if it were one nail I'd try to break off the majority of the table so I can run away and escape with my Wang in tact.

However, if it were several and they were nailed in good, I'd assume it's pretty much done for, so I would probably just cut off as much as I needed to escape..

But everything will be okay in the end. After all, Penises grow back...Right?

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