Well I suppose it depends on how many nails are keeping it stuck, is it one nail? Or is it several?
Because if it were one nail I'd try to break off the majority of the table so I can run away and escape with my Wang in tact.
However, if it were several and they were nailed in good, I'd assume it's pretty much done for, so I would probably just cut off as much as I needed to escape..
But everything will be okay in the end. After all, Penises grow back...Right?
