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Carlston

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MatsVS said:
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Curtmiester said:
Cannibal...Not much else to say is there? I'd guess I would start with the legs, then the arms, then the heart...
The most tender part of the human body is a small fleshy area between the thumb and index finger. Always remember that.
When it comes to meats, I've long since realized that quantity trumps quality. So, you can keep your gourmet finger meats, while I'll gorge myself on ASS.
Well Ass is great for Weekend grilling, but sometimes you have to entertain the local warlord of people in the hockey mask gang. I mean Ass is good at a deathrace or for the Thunderdome... but Ass at a formal affair?
 

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aarontg said:
What would you be do in a fall out style post apocalypse?

A mercenary? a scientist? a commoner to a new society? ETC. How would you adapt to/ exploit the post apocalyptic world.
Demon hunter. Cause ya know, someone has to do it.
 

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If I didn't start it, I'd probably just wander around doing a little of everything. Start out evil: enslave people, eat people, sneak around and steal everything, shoot down EVERY Enclave Eyebot I come across etc., then when they least expect it, save the day. Kinda of like my current Fallout 3 character.
 

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Cheveyo said:
Off topic a bit:

Did anyone else get the itch to play Fallout 3 again because of this thread?
...maybe. >_>

OT: I'd just start a gang with my friends and try to survive as long as we can. I have the best survival skills out of all my friends so...tactist?
 

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Yeah, I was thinking of Herber Daring Dashwood, or something, when I typed up my post.

I'm pretty sure the main Character of that game is called "The Lone Wanderer"
If not, it's whatever your heart desires.

OT: There are actual chances I am going to be an insane drunk, running around in circles.
 

Oilerfan92

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Me and a classmate actually formed a decent plan. ME, him, and a friend who can fly a plane will fly down to San Francisco and hide out on Alcatraz. We would stay there most of the time only leaving by boat to the mainland for supplies and to find survivors to rebuild society. Alcatraz is great because you need to be in really good shape to swim over to it, and by the time the zombies figure that out then we would have a decent security system set up.

But, if that fails. Steal a cowboy hat from the nearest country store. But a sniper rifle. And roam the country side picking of zombies, saving potential Protagonist type characters, become the likeable/ tough / somewhat crazy sidekick that people remember more than the actual main character. Then when it all comes down to it. Ill survive, cause i kick ass. and i know that eventually the zombies will starve to death. ( they may be zombies, but their bodies still function the same. And seeing as how they can only eat living tissue, soon most people would be either zombies and starving, dead, or safe. )
 

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Carlston said:
Well Ass is great for Weekend grilling, but sometimes you have to entertain the local warlord of people in the hockey mask gang. I mean Ass is good at a deathrace or for the Thunderdome... but Ass at a formal affair?
Oh, those gosh-darned gourmand hockey mask warlords with their snobby tastes and high airs. Far be it for me to subscribe to anti-elitism, but honestly, the day an evenly grilled Ass with a fine layer of seasoning is no longer fine enough for their faux-french palates and refined senses, is the day the Apocalypse stops being fun. :(
 

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I would be a wanderer. Just traveling around, taking any job that needs to be done. No loyalties, no stress, just walking around by myself. Sounds pretty nice to me.

For some reason I now have the urge to reread The Stand.
 

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The guy who owns his own post-apocolyptic society because he prepared for the fallout years before there was any sign of it coming or a wonderer
 

Lord Kofun

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Most likely the idiot who screws up the hero's plot to save the wreckage that is our society.

Hero: "As long as no one opens the emergency exit door, we'll have enough time to charge up the kill-all-zombies-magical-zappy-bomb."

Me (just out of earshot of the warning): *in his attempt to raid the building for Reeses, opens door *
 

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I'd be a lackey for one of the evil masterminds attempting to form an empire out of the chaos. You won't recognize me. I'll be the one wearing the same helmet and uniform as all the others. I just hope all the protagonists out there at least kill me quickly...
 

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Souplex said:
I would probably cause it.
Say Harbinger, sounds more sinister and awesome.

OT: Me? I'd be the crazy guy who lives in the deep dark woods and disappears anyone who gets near my shanty.
 

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I would be a scavenger, roaming the wasteland grabbing whatever i can to make makeshift tools and equipment. Then when the lone wanderer comes I would be the twitchy, goofy, fool who hangs out with the protagonist to provide comic relief.
 

Carlston

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Yeah but you know they will pop up...bastard snobs ruling classes always ruin things.

But hey, let them eat cake (or Clark which ever suits them)

I'll be at the Thunderdome, with the moonshine beer, the assburger, fried rat tail fries and a big foam finger and go home happy.

Can their flashy spiked armor, fancy lighting from a bicycle generator and their throne of skull really make them happy?

No says I. Secretly they all wish they were at the deathmatches enjoying a fine ass burger...

Who's the richer man now?