Your shortest game rental? What game?

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Sonicron

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I suppose for me it was 'Lair'... I played it for about 20 minutes and then returned it. Who the hell thought controlling a dragon with the sixaxis would be a good idea?!
 

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Army of Two, me and my buddy picked it up for a weekend of co-op. Defiantly didn't last a weekend. (Was funny though, we had fun playing through it and taking the piss out of it at the same time.)
 

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metalmmaniac said:
EchetusXe said:
Driver 1.

Took it back after I couldn't do the car park :/
exactly. i did the same thing
OH i forgot about Driver.. That's one that i actually picked up at a Toys'R'Us "Buy 1 game, get 2 for a penny" sales... Driver was one i got for a penny, and that's about how much worth i got out of it.

Same issue.
 

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I rented Harvey Birdman for the PSP, and beat it within 24 hours (without even dedicating myself to playing it), but kept it for a few days before mailing it back.

For shortest rental?

Far Cry 2. Put it in my 360, and it was in the mailbox within 2 hours. Horrible game, imo.
 

Chancie

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Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus

It was when it first came out and I was younger at the time and still really sucked at games. DoC's controls were smarter than I was, sadly...
 

THEMILKMAN

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Max Payne. For like 5 minutes.

I was a kid and I was used to violence (in games) but in the beginning of the game when he found his family murdered and he got to the baby's room...that's when I immediately returned it back to the store. I just had a problem with dead babies, especially when their blood is smeared all over the walls and it plays a creepy lullaby...sick bastards.

Years later I finally beat the game without a problem though.
 

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Sonicron said:
I suppose for me it was 'Lair'... I played it for about 20 minutes and then returned it. Who the hell thought controlling a dragon with the sixaxis would be a good idea?!
Umm...no offence but maybe you did? After all you rented it.
 

Sonicron

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THEMILKMAN said:
Sonicron said:
I suppose for me it was 'Lair'... I played it for about 20 minutes and then returned it. Who the hell thought controlling a dragon with the sixaxis would be a good idea?!
Umm...no offence but maybe you did? After all you rented it.
None taken. I didn't know about the heavy use of the sixaxis in this game - I hadn't checked the back of the box. Had I done so, I would have steered clear... in my opinion the sixaxis is about as much use as cannonballing a bottle of bourbon to enhance your thinking capabilities.
I just love dragons, and I thought this game might be fun, so I rented it.
 

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knight of some random number said:
Rented Haze, played it for thirty minutes. Then walked back down to the video store to replace it for a better game.
I liked Haze... :'(

It was overhyped, but it wasn't THAT bad...
For me it was Mirror's Edge. Hired it for 3 days, finished it in 2.5 hours.
 

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Daedalus1942 said:
knight of some random number said:
Rented Haze, played it for thirty minutes. Then walked back down to the video store to replace it for a better game.
I liked Haze... :'(

It was overhyped, but it wasn't THAT bad...
For me it was Mirror's Edge. Hired it for 3 days, finished it in 2.5 hours.
To each his own opinion, I guess. Also your right about the mirrors edge game. "I paid 40 quid for the game. Which I finshed in less than a hour" :(
 

timmytom1

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Call of juarez bound in blood ,got near the end and just kept to dying in a duel ridiculously fast took it back after 2 days
 

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crazeecurt said:
Last game that I returned quickly was Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. I got about 10 minutes into that game, and took it back to get something else.

necromanzer52 said:
I don't see the point in renting games.
There are plenty of reasons to rent games. You don't want to buy a crap game. You wouldn't want to buy a game for 50-70 bucks only to find out that you can beat it three times in the span of a weekly rental that costs 8 bucks. And you shouldn't have to pay full price for games that are buggy.
That's why I rent/posed the question.

As I mentioned earlier, I started renting after buying No More Heroes. Normally I don't take review/scores seriously but every critic (even Yhatzee) was saying it's amazing. I only found it amazingly tedious and vowed to never buy another game without first trying it. Other overhyped fair has cemented my dedication to renting first.

And please nobody respond with "No More Heroes Rox!" I can understand the wide personal appeal to it (especially to the gnerds who get hired to make game reviews) but it was (in a technical sense) a very poorly crafted game. It's not bad that people liked it, it's bad that people said it was good. I like Mystery Men but I know/admit it's a bad movie.
Sorry for the tangent but the same can be applied to the Haze debate above.
 

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Sonicron said:
THEMILKMAN said:
Sonicron said:
I suppose for me it was 'Lair'... I played it for about 20 minutes and then returned it. Who the hell thought controlling a dragon with the sixaxis would be a good idea?!
Umm...no offence but maybe you did? After all you rented it.
None taken. I didn't know about the heavy use of the sixaxis in this game - I hadn't checked the back of the box. Had I done so, I would have steered clear... in my opinion the sixaxis is about as much use as cannonballing a bottle of bourbon to enhance your thinking capabilities.
I just love dragons, and I thought this game might be fun, so I rented it.
It has to be said that the sixaxis is one of the worst implemented ideas ever ,i remember playing heavenly sword and being unable to beat a a sixaxis heavy sniping session until i realized you just use the analogue stick ,which was far less likely to fly wide of your taget at the slightest hint of movement
 

PurpleLeafRave

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I rented X-blades, played it for 10 mins and then went straight back to blockbuster.
Devil May Cry and Ninja Gaiden did it soooooooo much better.