Your socks!

[Tharwen]

I'm currently wearing two black socks of different lengths. One has a hole in it large enough for 4 of my toes to escape through at inconvenient times, and both have smaller holes scattered around them.

 

[JoshGod]

black socks

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I just took mine off because I got home from work.

They're black.

....what? I work at pizza hut...

 

[Kajt]

I'm not wearing any socks. Or any pants.

[sub]I have underwear, you pervert.[/sub]

 

[General Ken8]

No socks for me, ditched them when it got hot out