Your statue?

[Raven_Operative]

*Written on the front*
"See text on back."

*Written on the back*
"See text on front."


Before long, we will have a horde of idiots circling the statue for eternity

 

[Blow_Pop]

It would be both of these:
"At times like that you kinda just need to restart the level and stick with what you know and not try to glitch or fight far too advanced enemies."-Rob
"...because once you're Real, you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." Skin Horse to Velveteen Rabbit

 

[theheroofaction]

Let this be a testament to future generations that their parents were not so different from them. For when your children, or your grandchildren ask why a giant statue of some random dude was built, you are to tell them "because we could".

 

[Plurralbles]

x7kksla kdisl dks kdieosp kd ishopa xxxmoondie.

 

[Athol]

Quando omni flunkus moritatis.

(When all else fails, play dead)

Your statue better be held together by the handymans secret weapon then.

For myself;

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long delirious, burning blue,
I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew -
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God.

 

[drbarno]

"Never gonna give you up"

With the song blaring at random intevals.

 

[Dirkie]

"Whatshisname... we never really noticed him."
*remove next week*

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Behold your god and king"

 

[ThisIsSnake]

"You for one welcome your new 15 ft marble overlords! Or Else!"

Or

"I move when no one's looking"