Your superhero name!

[Drakmorg]

Black Goblet.
What the hell would my superpower be? Getting people drunk?
On second thought that might be a useful superpower, so long as the criminals I'm stopping are more affable drunks than mean drunks.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Blue Electric Cat Clock ........ Needs work ^^;

 

[Burst6]

Gray wall to the rescue.

Quick google search tells me that if i was a superhero, i would be a town from D&D. Behold my powers of housing. Fear my canal systems.

If you take the more liberal definition of "right", i could be called gray plastic cup too.

 

[nicholaxxx]

brown soda can? menacing...

 

[Dawns Gate]

The green printer. Sounds... useful

 

[sephiroth1991]

THE WHITE SOFA, EVIL DOERS WILL FEAR ME AS SUCK THEM IN WITH COMFORT AND PADDING!!!!!

My sidekicks are three pillows, the Red Twins and The Solo Flower.

 

[Shadow flame master]

Never fear, for Black Swiss-knife is hear!!!! Phear me and my multi-functions!!!

 

[Fbuh]

Beware the Beige Wastebasket!
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...mine sucks...

Oh wait! I'm wearing a labcoat, and there are other objects to my right!

Beware the White Tonometer (machine that tests for glaucoma)!
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...that's not much better...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm apparently the Gray Pillow. Fear me!

 

[Reveras]

The Purple Glass, The Purple Wall, The Purple Lamp, The Purple Paper. Yes, I will save you Gotham, I am the hero you need, not the one you deserve.

 

[Marcosn]

Do not worry citizens for I am here, the Purple Calculator!!! I will solve all your problems! I have clearly the best name here...

 

[snagli]

The Greenish Calculator. That sounds really weird

 

[hypocrisy19]

I am the grey allergy prescription! sneezing, runny noses, and watery eyes beware!

 

[revolutionaification]

The Brown Wardrobe.


Mine sucks.

If however, I'm going by my trousers, and left-hand side, I'm the Blue Python, which is way better. I think I'll stick with that one.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Black Plate....... the amount of fear induced by the name astounds me.

 

[Fiad]

The Gray Dagger? Works for me.

 

[tokae]

Go ahead and try! Needless to say, share your newfound superhero name with all of us.

I am the powerful Black Dog...

Yay! /b/ in my escapist...
I'm still the Black Power-King!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Black and White Wall.

It's because I'm FAT isn't it :'(

 

[taciturnCandid]

Red cactus! I kinda like it. Sounds like i'd have the power to shoot needles from my hands