Your superhero name!

[Draitheryn]

seen this on reddit the other day at work, then I was the Blue Nut, today it would appear I am Blue Febreze.

 

[Sampler]

The Navy Remote

 

[CrashertheSmasher]

Don't worry citizens, The Blue Blanket is here. I comfort you when you are sad, and protect you against monsters.

 

[Avalanche91]

considering most of us are located at or near a desk, most will be pretty silly objects to base a superhero identity on....

That being said, Dark Ruler does have a nice ring to it

 

[TheHappySquid]

I am the Green Zippo! Fear me and my emerald flames!

 

[NiceLord]

The Black Cracker.... hmm not bad

 

[Just_in_time]

the white mouse

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I am...... the invisible knife!

What? I'm not wearing a shirt yet. >.<
Also, it's a butter knife. :/

 

[AdmiralCheez]

The Green Trebuchet.

Well, technically, it should be The Green Cabinet, but the trebuchet is on top of it, and hanging slightly over the edge. It's an old model I built for a high school physics class six years ago.

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

I am... the BLUE TISSUE!

Pray to whichever god you choose, for tonight I will [/b]BLOW[/b] YOUR NOSE!

*Japanese theme song*

Aishiteru zee~ Blue Tissue~

Kono sekai wo BLOW YOUR NOSE!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Black Bilabong Bin!
so my powers are...
alliteration, artistic styling and recycling? cool.

 

[The Heavy Metal Nerd]

I'm...the Navy Cellphone? ...wha?

 

[Padwolf]

I have 3 objects to my right, I'm The Brown Phone, or The Brown Remote, or The Brown Book!

 

[Daftmau5]

Captain Gray-and-Red-with-a-Tiny-Bit-of-Black-and-Some-Pink Nutella Jar is here to save the day! Villains beware my powers of chocolate!

 

[scw55]

The Beige Leaflet!

Power of inconvenient informing. Tossed instantly into litter bins world wide as soon as it makes its way through a letter box!

 

[Alaster Angelo]

The White Space.


My preferred superhero name is still REO Speedwagon.

 

[Josue Rodriguez]

Alistair and Crescendo

 

[Conn1496]

Grey Wallet. Sounds like a con artist. SOUNDS LIKE A VILLAIN! (Though it also sounds terribad, so I decided to find a random place in my house and use the colour of the t-shirt I wore before this, and tbh, "orange disc" sounds cooler.)

 

[Bloedhoest]

Hm. I'm Green Remote Control. Do we get our own rainbow war like the Lanterns? (Which is also ironic as I'm wearing a Green Lantern shirt.)

Or we could try to find some red, blue and yellow Remotes as well.
Power Rangers are go!

 

[Gardenia]

Black Antidepressant? Feelsbadman.jpg
Or, just "The Black Pill"
Not much better.