Your superhero name!

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Stop right there evil doers, for you shall feel the wrath of, The Black Salsa!

...I'm eating chips and salsa right now, and that doesn't sound very delicous at all....

 

[Lawllerskater]

ORANGE TOWEL. ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.

BOW DOWN. I AM THE ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.ORANGE TOWEL.

 

[It'sThatGuy]

The Silver Envelope is here for great justice!

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

The red antique hutch me and my wife purchased with our 2007 tax refund.

If that doesn't roll right off the tongue!

 

[novixz]

White throw pillow. Well I guess I should never go into battle.

 

[BlackEagle95]

Black Iron?
Oh hell yes!

 

[BristolBerserker]

I'm topless at the moment so i am the mighty...MUSE poster?

 

[deserteagleeye]

The Beige water bottle; No
The Beige speaker; Nah
Beige headphones; Nope
Beige Christmas card; Hell no
Beige Glasses case; Nope avi
Beige Extension cord; Negative
Beige Shiskabob stick; What?
Beige Lanyard; Maybe
Beige popsicle; Uuuuuhhh
Beige Origami crane; Why not?
Beige Mouse; Nobody's taken this yet? *Runs to patent office*

 

[KiruTheMant]

The White Generator.

seriously, I have a generator on my desk, and the first thing I thought was White Power. Wow, thanks for that brain :I

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

As I said in the other thread, I am The Naked Power Supply. Naked because I'm not wearing a shirt and it fits better than shirtless, not naked because I'm actually nude.

 

[JakeNubbin]

The Nubbin. A Quadrupole amputee zombie that gets around via blood spray. Yeah it's a little gross but hey there have been more messed up superheroes (pestilence anyone?) and no I didn't get the idea off of Zero Punctuation.

 

[Gomithrus]

Navy Blue Chair. Hmmm....i dont think this is going work.

 

[badgersprite]

The Grey Couch, or The Grey Book.

Um. Kay.

 

[Whiskey7]

The Gray Android!

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Black Hammer
I guess it sounds super hero-ish

 

[I.N.producer]

The Red Wall, Defender of Communism? Or Red Box, distributor of movies.

 

[godofallu]

So i'm THE MIGHTY BROWN CONTROLLER!

It sounds like I have the power of controlling bowl movements, which would probably be the worst superpower ever. This is the first time my Ka shirt has let me down.

 

[Free Thinker]

I am...The Green Sword. Not bad.
It could be a Toxic Sword, or I could be a member of the Lantern Corps.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Naked Orange?
Sounds like a porno

 

[Aglaid]

The Black DSi...It's funny cause my DSi isn't even black.