Your Superpower - With a Twist!

[interspark]

OK, you can have whatever superpower you want, it can be for fighting crime, getting everyday chores done, or simply for lols, however, there is a twist, and before clicking the spoiler and finding out what said twist is, you must decide what your power will be!

Spoiler: ok? you got one?

Before you can use your power, you must stand in a place where lots of people can see and hear you, and then loudly and accurately explain what your power is, and what it is you plan on doing with it, you can then use your power for 30 minutes before you have to repeat this process

So how do you feel about your new "gift"?

 

[thelastgentleman]

The power to anything out of my a$$...

Citizen: Does anyone have a spare wrench
Me: well actually yes, yes I do...*yank
Citizen: What about something to stop a meteor from crashing and destroying the earth?
Me: *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK...yup here yah go

as for standing and announcing my power...I WOULD LOVE IT!! Its so sarcastic, yet functional!

 

[gigastar]

The ability to bring any form of media into the real world.

Downside: I have no control over it and i cannot undo it.

Bow down and worship my ability to unleash 18 flavors of apocalypse!

 

[cryogeist]

an ability that can blow peoples minds up in a clear 50ft radius

> doesn't matter if they know or not
(also i can tell anyone i dont want to kill to take cover)

 

[Keirgo]

On the up side, I chose being connected to the Speed Force ala the Flash so I can explain it really all really, really quickly. The problem is actually trying to accurately explain how the Speed Force works...

 

[Radeonx]

The ability to summon genies upon my command.
Wishes, wishes, and more wishes. I can do anything.

 

[Vausch]

I think having the powers Edward Elric would be well worth having to go through that.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

I'd want to be able to turn into a werewolf because I'm a bit of a supernatural nerd. Standing on a table in the middle of the cafeteria and loudly announcing that I'm going to turn into a giant wolf-like beast so I can rip out the throat of that jerk who keeps 'howling' at me for reading 'White Fang' would probably spoil the effect.
Or, it'd be hilarious because he'd think I was joking at first ...

 

[TAGM]

Well, The ability to breath any liquid or gas.

What will I do with that? I dunno. Solve problems, I guess.
That, and get myself some free soda. :3

 

[interspark]

an ability that can blow peoples minds up in a clear 50ft radius

> doesn't matter if they know or not
(also i can tell anyone i dont want to kill to take cover)

i don't know, if they're a fast enough runner they might escape while you're explaining it

 

[cryogeist]

an ability that can blow peoples minds up in a clear 50ft radius

> doesn't matter if they know or not
(also i can tell anyone i dont want to kill to take cover)

i don't know, if they're a fast enough runner they might escape while you're explaining it

hmmm...good point

 

[Zantos]

The ability to be invulnerable to anything that could harm my body.

Well easy enough going for a fag and a beer, the twist has ruined it's usefulness in a firefight though. The safe sex issue is on the fence, 30 minutes you say?

 

[interspark]

The ability to be invulnerable to anything that could harm my body.

Well easy enough going for a fag and a beer, the twist has ruined it's usefulness in a firefight though. The safe sex issue is on the fence, 30 minutes you say?

haha, yeah i know what you mean "everyone? i'm about to become comple... AAARGH!!"

 

[Android2137]

OK, you can have whatever superpower you want, it can be for fighting crime, getting everyday chores done, or simply for lols, however, there is a twist, and before clicking the spoiler and finding out what said twist is, you must decide what your power will be!

Spoiler: ok? you got one?

Before you can use your power, you must stand in a place where lots of people can see and hear you, and then loudly and accurately explain what your power is, and what it is you plan on doing with it, you can then use your power for 30 minutes before you have to repeat this process

So how do you feel about your new "gift"?

...Well considering how I chose "Chronological Manipulation", I would be... well... indifferent. No one would know anything was different or anything changed, so they would just think I'm a looney and ignore me. It would mean that I can't use my powers to "teleport" me elsewhere, but I could still use that so-called "30 minutes" to its full advantage by repeating those same 30 minutes until I finish whatever job or assignment is due.

 

[Hunter15]

id have the abilities of the Hunter and Alex mercer the downside would be the Dementia from Dead Space 2

 

[BENZOOKA]

Making turtles think incorrectly that they were recently in a diagonal position.

 

[Jfswift]

Hmmm, I was thinking it would be cool to take the form of animals. I suppose I could make some money off of this though, since it requires me to be vocal around a large crowd.

 

[AtheistAndProud]

GODS having a weakness, like superman to kryptonite, would suck.
You'd have to stand there, in front of the boss villain, and very carefully explain how a single bit of copper would melt the skin off your face.