Your thought for the day

[Baldry]

I love lamp.

I love carpet

I love desk

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"A lion will exert himself to the utmost even when climbing the mountain to throw baby rabbits off the cliff."

 

[Neonic-Ink]

"When you assume, you make an ass out of 'u' and me"

 

[Darkmark44]

Didn't I do this before?

 

[Stoic raptor]

Trampolines are fun.
I think I will go on one now

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

My thought for the day is: "Is there life on other planets? The answer? Yes, because they never tried to contact us..."

(For those who didn't get it, I'll explain: Humanity does little good when interacting with things that had never been encountered yet. The supposed aliens wouldn't want to contact us, fearing that we could bring their species to ruin, understood?)

 

[Pandalisk]

Bleach tastes like death!

You told me that it tastes like chocolate milk.

It does!, death annnnnd chocolate! Drink up!

 

[IntangibleMango]

"Why did I ever give up smoking?"

Not quite the pearl I bet you were looking for, but it's my thought

Oddly enough I thought this today also. Probably along with every other ex-smoker in the world.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

"Why would I do it today, when I still have tomorrow." - Myself

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

After the Pirate Quiz my thought for the day is "Damn I forgot about The Legend of the Black Cat I need to get that game."

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

"I only get one thought a day now? Crap."

"People can form more than one thought a day now? Shit"
hehe

This is from a awhile ago but:

"Why doesn't anyone just stab Wolverine in the head with his own claws? Just bend the wrist so he can't retract the claws and..."

 

[TheProfessor134]

"Having a boyfriend is not all its cracked up to be"
Life is sooooo much easier when you're single D:.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Any task worth doing is worth dying for...

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Win or loose, we booze"

 

[Time Sync]

"If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you."

 

[Aqualung]

"I should really fucking do my work.

"...Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

 

[General Ken8]

You can kill someone by slamming the palm of your hand on their nose very hard

And some kid in my gym class broke his arm today by throwing a football really hard

 

[scrambledeggs]

a modest protposal

 

[irishstormtrooper]

My thought for today, and everyday, is:

People Suck