Your time has come!

[ShindoL Shill]

Tag, with no time limit. And I'm 'it'.
Think about it.

 

[JLML]

I'd challenge him to a game of any of the following:

"Milking cromock"
"Laugh and ly downe"
"Hanikin can'st abide it".
"Guile bones"
"Noddy board"
"Penny prick"
"Hide under hat"

I'll let Death decide. See, the rules to any of these games are no longer known to anyone. We only know about these games because they were made illegal as they were used for gambling. Thusly, until we know the correct rules to ensure a fair game, we cannot play, which could in fact render me immortal, yes?

Also, the Solvemedia is being funny- "Which one does not belong?" The only option is 'emo kid'.

Actually, since Death has met every person who ever died, odds are Death knows those rules. You know, Death's been there, watching, ever since the beginning of times. Yea. . . sorry to ruin it for you.

OT: Well, I don't really mind going with Death, but for shits and giggles I'd challenge Death to a life-swap competition. He lives my life for a week, I live his, and the one who messes the most up loses. I'd win by default, since Death doesn't actually have a life. And if it still counted as such, I'd get to be death for a week. And then I could just kill Death, and steal his job!

 

[Lord Kloo]

Challenge Death in a race to see which person can name every person who's ever died in all history..

I should at least have a month or so while death remembers all of the dead

 

[DaWaffledude]

Beauty contest. Death can't shapeshift, right?

 

[templar1138a]

Russian Roulette. Because if I lose, I'm dead anyway, and if I win, then either Death doesn't die because he's supernatural and goes on his merry way, or it turns out that Death can die and I gain his powers (hey, we're assuming Death has a literal form, why not assume supernatural succession?).

And then I would go Kira on the world. Except I wouldn't kill off criminals; I'd kill off morons and assholes.

 

[Syzygy23]

Well, seeing as the anthropomorphic personification of the end result of entropy has several billenia (That's right, BILLENIA, like a millenia except BILLIONIER) worth of experience, no contest of skill would ever be in my favor.

Therefore I'd challenge Death to a game of Russian Roulette.

I mean, he/she/it is there because I was about to die ANYWAY, might as well make it interesting and give myself a chance at the same time.

EDIT:

Russian Roulette. Because if I lose, I'm dead anyway, and if I win, then either Death doesn't die because he's supernatural and goes on his merry way, or it turns out that Death can die and I gain his powers (hey, we're assuming Death has a literal form, why not assume supernatural succession?).

And then I would go Kira on the world. Except I wouldn't kill off criminals; I'd kill off morons and assholes.

SERIOUSLY? Ninja'd ONE SECOND before I hit post. That just crossed the line from mere coincidence to evil omen.

 

[templar1138a]

Beauty contest. Death can't shapeshift, right?

Ever heard the phrase "If looks could kill"?

 

[Xaio30]

I'd challenge him to a game of not reaping my soul.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I would say a game of Magic, but none of my decks are made for going against zombies. But if I truly had to battle him in something, I'd say UMvC3 or Twisted Metal, but wouldn't that mean i'd be fighting Callipso?

 

[Palademon]

A challenge to remember and perform every Power Rangers morphing sequence.

If I lose, I get to laugh at Death looking totally stupid for the last few seconds of my life.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Who can drink the most hydrofluoric acid. Death goes first. In case you don't know, hydrofluoric acid eats through skin, flesh and bones. Once death finishes, I leave.

 

[Living Contradiction]

A game of open-face poker should keep me alive for a little while. I can play it to win going first or second, so if each win nets me a year of life, I'll have enough time to put my affairs in order before Death comes back and says, "RIGHT. I'VE COME TO REAP YOUR MORTAL SOUL. YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. WE'RE NOT PLAYING THAT BLOODY GAME AGAIN. NOW LET'S GO."

Then I'll give him a break and go quietly. I mean, even Death has to get a little frustrated by all these mortals trying to devise new ways to irritate him.