Your Time has Come!

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mireko

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I would let him know that I haven't paid my taxes, so taking me would ruin the order of things.
 

Aedes

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Make a bet by flipping a coin!
Heads - I win, Tails - you lose. Now you must pray that he accepts it.

Plan B can be "RUN THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!"

Or, if everything else fails, use fire.
 

Cazza

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A game of COD4 or TF2 better still PEGGLE.


I would challenge him to a game of chess, but I suck at chess.
 

Gudrests

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Iwana Humpalot said:
I would run until the Death would fall over and breaks his ankle. Then i would carry him back to my home and let his ankle heal, after that i would help him to get a girlfriend, and in exchange he would spare my life.

+10 internetz if you know where i ripped this from.
Family guy...too easy. Only worth +1 at most
....Id ask him if i can have a job
 

Wondermint13

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Shoggoth2588 said:
Wondermint13 said:
So the Grim Reaper shows up at your place -as you are now- and tells you that Your Time has Come.

How do you get yourself out of this one escapists?

I'm still formulating my plan.

EDIT: Right now all I can think of doing is punching him the face and try running past him.
So you're saying this is the Death from the game Dante's Inferno?

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I would go along with Death. If it's my time, it's my time. I would also assume the Death who comes to claim me would be more Discworldian. Well, I would hope so.

Erm.. Ok. I'm sure death shows up in more than just a computer game. I was referring to death in general.

Oh and I was asking how you would -get out of it- not how you would -go with it-. as the replies might actually be more ammusing.
This wasnt supposed to be a gloomy and realistic topic =)
But if people thinkin punching the Grim Reaper in the face might work as a serious option then fine ^^ I know I would!
 
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"Alright then death, think about this for just one moment. You know everything about everyone in the world, you really want me to go with you?"

Death reconsiders, turns around and leaves.
 

Captain Schpack

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Wondermint13 said:
So the Grim Reaper shows up at your place -as you are now- and tells you that Your Time has Come.

How do you get yourself out of this one escapists?

I'm still formulating my plan.

EDIT: Right now all I can think of doing is punching him the face and try running past him.

I'd accept it. I don't deserve this life anyway.

Sorry, I'm having a very cynical shithead day.

If all of my self hatred suddenly went out the window, I would either lie about who I am ask to become his apprentice/helper/something-like-that.
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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Ask for my last request - which is to sit down with the reaper and have a chat about what my death will be like. Once he answers all my questions, hopefully my dad will smash his skull in with a cricket bat. failing that I'll just go peacefully
 

CroutonsOfDeath

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Considering I'm an arts fag, I'd probably sit down and act the 7th sign. Though to escape him, I might go the Bill & Ted variation on that old bit. *shrug*

Honestly if I saw the Grim reaper or any other variation of Death (I like to think that I'd get the "Sandman" variation. At least it'd be a cheerful death.), unless it was genuinely "too early" I'd probably just accept it but try to make friends with him in the process. Why? Well, we all want to know the mysteries of death and the afterlife, do we not? Sure, I won't be able to share it with friends or family, but I'd be content dying if I could have a heart to heart with death and learn all the mysteries.