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[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Smart Person Who Doesn't Pay For Services That Are Unnecessary, Available Free(And Legally) Elsewhere, Or Both, Because I don't Have A Misplaced Sense of Loyalty To A Site That Doesn't Mind Subjecting Me To Ridiculously Intrusive Ads Simply Because I've Seen How They Handle Money And I Don't Want Them Having Any Of Mine.

Catchy, right? Didn't even have to pay for it.

EDIT: Since I feel like kind of a buzzkill, I offer this alternate title:

Sir Bacon-Fist of Fisterly Castle.

 

[Strain42]

The SMT MS Painter

y'know...on account of doing all those MS Paint MegaTen comics

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"The Metrosexual Messiah"

....Only that's really a misnomer.

 

[Eric Morales]

Insufferable Clever Clogs

 

[Panzer_God]

OT: The Second Scorpibro.
Only those who fulfil the very select criteria can get the Scorpibro title. And only two have done so thus far.

And I am the first Scorpibro.

We need more of us.

I must ask, what is the select criteria?

 

[kommando367]

The "Arch-Shifter" as in, the most powerful shapeshifter.

Either that or "Wrangler of booms"

 

[mateushac]

Matt, The Supposedly Widely Misunderstood Though Very Much Interesting When You Get To Know Him (Or Not)*

*"(Or Not)" is supposed to be included

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

we all know that also means something downstairs is bigger too ;-)

Is it your ego?

OT: I have no need for silly titles, that would be my title.

 

[Lunar Templar]

clever and witty things here

 

[Generalissimo]

"your commander in chief"

"master of disaster"

anyone who gets the references gets an epic cookie ^^

I'm sorry but as the cookie guardian of the escapist, I'll be taking that cookie regardless of who gets the reference.

*Snatches cookie, throws it in vault*

....right.

that aside, does anyone get it? or do i have to tell you lot?

+1 internets to person who does (NO SNATCHING, THIS ONE IS GENUINE >:U)

 

[Marter]

I must ask, what is the select criteria?

Watch and adore The Scorpion King 3.

 

[bobajob]

They call me.... the quiet one.

Ya know, cuz I'm a man of few words(most of the time, anyway)

 

[Panzer_God]

I must ask, what is the select criteria?

Watch and adore The Scorpion King 3.

It has Ron Perlman in it, how can anyone dislike it?

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Trianglutatron Of Despair

 

[Owlslayer]

I´d say something along the lines of
"The background person and a grey voice in a sea of gray voices"
It`s always great to be positive.

 

[Flamezdudes]

The Man who is a Man of great worth of Manliness who also is actually a Man.

Also, "he's a human male."

 

[Dangit2019]

The Doctor. Just...the Doctor.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

The Destroyer of Worlds, Daddy Fantastic or Two-Bears-High-Fiving

 

[Starik20X6]

Supreme Legomancer, in reference to my proficiency with the bricks.