Your true story that nobody believes.

[Thebiggestpanda]

A casual friend of mine today discovered something about me that he just couldn't believe. He said that it was just so unlike me that he couldn't ever see me doing something like that. This guy obviously hasn't known me very well since forever. Anyway, I was woundering if anyody had any true crazy stories that they felt like putting up on the internet. It can be about any event in your life. Feel free to brag as nobody will probably believe you anyway

*EDIT* Sorry, I forgot to put mine up. Last year, I worked as a dominatrix/escort for a few months to pay off my car and have book money. This was the semester before I transfered to my new university and none of my new friends tend to believe me as I come off as a straight laced dude.

 

[The_Ghost_Ninja]

This one time I totally saved the world as my alter-ego
No but seriously, Uh, At age 6 I smoked some sort of non cigarette material lol I wish I could remember it.
And another time I ditched a bike it rolled bounce back up and ran over my heel jumping into the air 3 feet (Didn't even hurt)
Lastly I.... Can't remember, It's probably just as unassuming as the above stories.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I too had a friend who did a thing about a thing. Total coincidence!

 

[lacktheknack]

Come on, tell us! Pretty please?

The only perfect cartwheel I've ever done happened as I fell down a set of stairs. I ended up completely unhurt and landed on my feet, ninja style. True story.

 

[Berethond]

I can drift (in reverse) in my Honda Civic.

 

[Dango]

Nothing at all to brag about, but one day, one of my friends in elementary school got picked up by his mom about half way through the day. No on in my school saw him or heard from him ever again, and none of the teachers knew where he had gone and why he got picked up either.

 

[Skorpyo]

I saved a father and son from a car wreck after a truck rolled over them.

The two in the truck were ejected and killed; so on a related note, I've also seen brains splattered across a sidewalk.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I constantly have pretty strange things happen to me, so my friends pretty much believe most of my stories.

The night I played Madlibs with a bunch of ex junkies who just got out of a mental hospital springs to mind right away. It was, needless to say, a pretty strange night. It ended with one of them randomly breaking down in tears over some guy she had dated.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I convinced a drunk friend to take a dump in the woods and wipe his ass with stinging nettles.

No-one believes me, and he won't admit to it. (even though he had trouble sitting for a week)

 

[Daffy F]

I convinced a drunk friend to take a dump in the woods and wipe his ass with stinging nettles.

No-one believes me, and he won't admit to it. (even though he had trouble sitting for a week)

GENIUS!

OP: I am related to Alexander Armstrong from Armstrong and Miller. Nobody ever believes me when I say that...

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I convinced a drunk friend to take a dump in the woods and wipe his ass with stinging nettles.

No-one believes me, and he won't admit to it. (even though he had trouble sitting for a week)

GENIUS!

OP: I am related to Alexander Armstrong from Armstrong and Miller. Nobody ever believes me when I say that...

He deserved it, he was acting like a prat and turned up drunk to a friendly meet and greet.

 

[godevit]

I'm a ninja.

 

[Woodsey]

I killed a bear by pushing it off of a cliff (it was about to attack us).

 

[Stickyreiss]

I was the man on the grassy knoll, I shot John F. Kennedy.

 

[The Josh]

I did not shoot the deputy.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I did not shoot the deputy.

I shot the sheriff

 

[Jaranja]

People will use this thread to make up bullshit stories and pass them off as true. O_O Just sayin'.