Your Type

[Necrofudge]

They have to be smart enough to understand my warped and awkward sense of humor while simultaneously being nice and patient with my... behavior.

Appearance matters little as long as they look like women (so no amputees or obese people).

Still, if I had the option, I'd like them to be pale with black or red hair(that means red, not ginger).

Having a deep boiling hate for my closest friends is prefered. I think my friends cool, but I'd like a good reason for never introducing them to her.

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Well... that used to be my standard. Now I just want a shy, slightly nerdy girl who won't cheat on me. One would think the last part wouldn't be that hard to find :/

 

[Dr. Danger]

An interesting question. My "type" shifted just recently to easy going personalities with moderately positive attitudes. I used to go for neurotic, quick tempered types but then it became apparent that it was too close to myself not to bring out conflict. I leech off of positive energy as a healing mechanism and I so look for that when it comes to any sort of relationship.

Aside from that, intelligence is nice and there has to be something I find attractive about their physical appearance. They don't have to be perfect but there has to be something that keeps my eyes from developing a severe case of wanderlust.

 

[Berethond]

Taller than me. Not difficult considering I'm just over 5'. Check
Relatively skinny. I'm not really into muscles. Check
Nerdy. The geekier the better. Check
Intelligent. This is important. I want to be able to talk to you, not just stare. Check
Longish blonde or black hair. I seem to have a real think for pale blondes. Super mega check

Gotta love coincidences like that.

 

[Balobo]

What kind of girl (or guy) is "your type". You can point out either physical (I dont mean what your thinking, I mean style) and emotional.

I kinda tend to lean towards goth or emo chicks, like a girl who carries the emo type of style and just a fraction of the personality of an emo, or a classic goth girl, wearing the old-style black dress with and what not, and cute too, kinda like Anarchy Stocking (PS, you get a cookie for guessing what show thats from)

I would just like to comment that Stocking is a slut, murderer, demon, and glutton.

Also, I have no idea. I should go ask her what type of person she is

 

[Pimppeter2]

My type is apparently completely insane.

 

[thirion1850]

Someone intelligent and that stands out of the crowd. Either that, or someone who has the guts to intrigue me first instead of standing with her hands folded, waiting for a white knight to come rescue her from loneliness. Willingness to try new things, thus returning my habit of doing so. Romance~. Pretty much someone who can catch my interest before I catch her's will have a very good chance with me. Because that, I reckon, is the interesting way of the cookie's crumble. A challenge is always a plus in my life, so long as the other party can stand the heat.

 

[cherrybomb]

I don't have a "type", largely because getting into a relationship would require a woman to accept me for what I am - a grotesquely ugly, pedantic, pretentious, arrogant, lazy, selfish, boring oaf with no personality, brains only suitable for useless trivia and absolutely no social skills whatsoever.

That isn't going to happen.

You shouldn't talk about yourself like that... I'm sure you're great. Also, who doesn't love trivia!!

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Guys: variations on myself. They can be better or worse looking, it really doesn't matter. Generally, so long as we share interests, we can get along. I do not view men in a romantic fashion, but I suppose I am as capable as the next person of identifying good looking men.

Girls: I really don't know. I don't care about looks really and I'm not convinced we need to share many interests but I at least need to be able to hold conversations on a wide variety of topics. The thing that kills a relationship quicker than anything (for me) is boredom.

 

[jaketaz]

Curvy. I want my girl to be healthy, but not too skinny. When I'm groping in pitch darkness, I want to be able to tell by feel that it's a woman no matter where I grope, you know what I mean? None of that skin-and-bones nonsense. I realize not everyone can live up to it, but I also love it when a girl looks great without makeup. I don't mean "still looks like they have makeup on" when they don't, I mean their looks are good enough naturally that they still look beautiful without eye lip and cheek definition added on. I also really dig short hair. Pale skin is nice too. It helps if they have an interesting, unique name... like Olivia or something like that. And did I mention curvy?

 

[enriel]

The Trifecta - Smart, Funny and Pretty.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Okay before anyone else gets in here WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES/GAY DUDES MAN THIS THREAD IS BIASED FOR CHAUVINISTIC/HETERONORMATIVE ASSHOLES.

No, don't bother editting. Let's just assume, from now, that this thread is about your type of dude OR lady.
Deal, people?

Anyway, asexual. Don't have a "type".

EDIT:... Or you can edit while I am in the middle of typing this shit out.
Whatever.

You can reproduce on your own? I don't know if I'm weirded out or impressed..

Never heard that one before.
No, really. Your wit is unmatched.

 

[M Rotter]

id like a mentally stable guy. Sadly they do not exist....

 

[supagama]

Girls: Foreign girls with English/Australian accents, crazy (in a good way) and with dark hair/eyes. Although I'm fine with almost anything, those are my preferences.

Guys: ...I'm not sure yet.

you matched my cousin exactly, anyways i prefer intelligence and similar interests over anything else

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Okay before anyone else gets in here WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES/GAY DUDES MAN THIS THREAD IS BIASED FOR CHAUVINISTIC/HETERONORMATIVE ASSHOLES.

No, don't bother editting. Let's just assume, from now, that this thread is about your type of dude OR lady.
Deal, people?

Anyway, asexual. Don't have a "type".

EDIT:... Or you can edit while I am in the middle of typing this shit out.
Whatever.

being hetro doesnt make someone an asshole.
it makes them normal.
that is fact

im not a homophobe, a couple of my friends are gay/bi but that statement cannot be argued against

... Did you even read what I said?
Heteronormative. As in a set of norms that imply people only fit into two distinct and complimentary genders.
You know. The complete overlooking of homosexuality.

Still. Saying that heterosexuality is "normal" is implying that homosexuality is abnormal. Which has some pretty fucking unfortunate implications, I think you'll agree.
Hell, I know you'll agree. You felt the need to clarify you are okay with the gays just to say what you've already said.

 

[Dango]

I guess I'm one of the few people that doesn't really have a "type". I guess my type is... the lovable kind?

 

[spartan1077]

How many times have I answered this question? My type is;
Human(or anthropomorphic animals...)
Alive
Good hygiene

I don't really care about anything else